Animals: Today, I was in the car for 8 hours driving home from North Carolina...

By jennabean - 12/08/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was in the car for 8 hours driving home from North Carolina with my family. We brought my dog along and I was petting her for most of the ride. I thought she fell asleep, so I continued to play with her. She never woke up. I played with a dead dog for almost an hour and a half. FML

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By anonymous - 14/10/2016 03:46 - United States - Manchester

Today, I was babysitting, and the family dog was unable to move, so I had texted the mother about it. We put the small dog on the couch to make it comfortable while the mother was on her way to get the dog and take it to the vet. Turns out, we sat with a dead dog for about ten minutes. FML

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By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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Woof!

By XxDanno316xX - 08/08/2010 14:52 - United States

Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8-hour shift with her. FML

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Good boy

By macattack - 02/09/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

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What a treat

By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Sainte Genevieve

Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML

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Road rage

By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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By LexiBoBexi - 12/07/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML

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Heavy load

By SoulStormIV - 12/05/2016 03:03 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML

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EvilHippyEmperor 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:42

This is terribly sad, but at least the dog passed away peacefully whilst being showered with affection.

Cat135 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:32

aaaawwwwww poor dog:(

Comments

xneuroticallyx 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 22:31

that's terrible! Dx!

ballerinabeauty 1

Thursday 10 February 2011 6:15

how can you play with a dead dog?

kaelyn_p 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 23:31

oh my goodness that is so terrible! ):

MaroonFive_fml 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:35

I bet she means not literally playing with it but just scratching it in the belly and kissing it and poking it and just being cute.

HolaJessicaHola 0

Friday 10 February 2012 23:26

At least your dog died feeling loved and being pet.

kei1108 13

Friday 24 February 2012 7:14

Bright side: she died happily in your loving arms. :)

Phyre24 17

Wednesday 2 May 2012 7:05

At least she died being pet and loved :')

xd3box 4

Saturday 12 May 2012 23:04

I live in North Carolina

Sarah__917 14

Saturday 30 June 2012 3:24

who cares?

souljacker 11

Saturday 29 September 2012 8:48

what a nice way to go, being petted by someone you love. I'd be happy with that.

chaylay 2

Saturday 22 December 2012 22:18

That's horrible. I'm sorry OP :(

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