Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to...

By babs - 07/05/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting and blaming it on me. They weren't silent; they sounded like trucker farts and smelled like death. I was there for over an hour. FML

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By Gasman - 15/07/2017 15:30 - New Zealand

Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML

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By thanksgrandpa - 08/03/2016 20:08 - Canada - Concord

Today, an attractive woman sat beside me at the doctor's office. Unfortunately, on my other side was my senile old uncle who can't control his bowels, and after a few uncontrollable farts, she was on the other side of the room. FML

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Stealth dog

By Anonymous - 02/06/2020 02:00

Today, while I was sitting in a waiting room to be seen, my service dog (who was tucked under the bench I was sitting) let out the most vile, silent but deadly fart. The person near me retched and heaved, and I got death glares while someone sprayed their old lady perfume to mask the smell. FML

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By lambeaster - 20/01/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

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Relaxed

By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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Smell you later

By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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The sweet smell of success

By NoPromotionForYou - 07/05/2020 14:00

Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML

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By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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kezziemonster 2

Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:49

Why didn't you move?

oj101 33

Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:47

Troll grandma strikes at it again.

Comments

Faith13 16

Wednesday 8 May 2013 10:30

I'm having a hard time trying to understand any reasoning you may have for not moving away from this old woman.

APPLEZACKS 9

Wednesday 8 May 2013 13:21

I agree u should have moved once it got ugly...

Baybiiie 11

Wednesday 8 May 2013 15:52

YDI,How about you move from next to her? Common sense?

Xotoolyxo 16

Thursday 9 May 2013 4:13

The sweet old lady's are always the strangest

ZombieSazza 34

Thursday 9 May 2013 8:09

Why didn't you move away from her and tell her she's disgusting? Common sense?!?

ashjo 12

Thursday 9 May 2013 8:33

Next time move

sulitak 27

Thursday 9 May 2013 13:18

haha, unless you're pregnant... I'd always blame the old lady. my grandma could out fart anyone lol. next time move and see what she does then...

Raykyogrou03 12

Thursday 9 May 2013 15:35

Well that's what old people do, bug the younger generation.

kthsdm 12

Friday 10 May 2013 16:26

Smelled like death..LMFAO

Fmlreadermostly 20

Friday 10 May 2013 17:49

I would have stood up and moved to I other chair or to stand somewhere else if no other seats were open. Honestly, it is your fault for sitting by her for so long