Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 04:20 - Canada

Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

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By becca1417 - 01/09/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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By Eliza - 04/04/2012 03:40 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

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By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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By SuperShy - 06/09/2016 04:29 - United States - Massillon

Today, I realized just how shy and awkward I really am when I averted my eyes to avoid making eye contact with someone who turned out to be a cardboard cut-out. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2020 13:58

Today, I realized at the train station that every day for a month, I've been waving to a cardboard cut-out of a person in the morning. I thought they were real. They're cardboard. FML

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By creepyguy - 26/12/2009 12:06 - Australia

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 16:30 - Sweden

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

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Get the hell out of there

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 22:00

Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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allthewrongkeys 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 15:00

You deserved it but why is there a cardboard cut out of a creepy woman at a gas station?

opposingside 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 15:11

HAHA! Nice. My mom and several of my aunts have done this, I think it's just like a woman to do something like this. One time my aunt was at the mall and she kept waving at this women who looked familiar that she kept catching looking at her. So then she realized it was a mirror and that she kept watching and waving at herself. I personally thinks that's even worse than this FML.

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kendraaaxo 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 19:50

hahahahhahahahahah that's freakin hilarious.

rockonCB4 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:29

haha, I've done that. xD

xxXXxriro_kxxXXx 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:27

LMFAO!! that's so funny it happened to me once, i thought that i was gonna bump into a man and i said sorry then realized it was a figure of a man made out of cardboard lol :P it was pretty weird but whatev. :D

VarsityReds09 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:40

Hahahaha! Im running on like three hours of sleep and this will get me through the rest of the day; I have a friend who makes a little awkward wave thing like you're describing all the time so I have a bit of a visual :) :P

skullbuster 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:44

You are the ******* Queen of Confrontation. I hope you gave that cardboard bitty a piece of your mind!! But not too big of a piece, because it sounds like you need to hold on to as much of it as possible..

TR_Wolf 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:52

Hilarious! I've done similar to this myself in B&Q here in the UK, the stacks of handbaskets are highlighted by a cardboard cutout of a B&Q employee (different ones) stood there smiling.