Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 04:20 - Canada

Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

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By becca1417 - 01/09/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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You good, lady?

By Eliza - 04/04/2012 03:40 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

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By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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By SuperShy - 06/09/2016 04:29 - United States - Massillon

Today, I realized just how shy and awkward I really am when I averted my eyes to avoid making eye contact with someone who turned out to be a cardboard cut-out. FML

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My new friend

By Anonymous - 21/09/2020 13:58

Today, I realized at the train station that every day for a month, I've been waving to a cardboard cut-out of a person in the morning. I thought they were real. They're cardboard. FML

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By creepyguy - 26/12/2009 12:06 - Australia

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 16:30 - Sweden

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

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Get the hell out of there

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 22:00

Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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allthewrongkeys 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 15:00

You deserved it but why is there a cardboard cut out of a creepy woman at a gas station?

opposingside 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 15:11

HAHA! Nice. My mom and several of my aunts have done this, I think it's just like a woman to do something like this. One time my aunt was at the mall and she kept waving at this women who looked familiar that she kept catching looking at her. So then she realized it was a mirror and that she kept watching and waving at herself. I personally thinks that's even worse than this FML.

Comments

FMLfangirl89 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:39

LMFAO! are you a ****** moron? you cant tell real people from cardboard ones? people must have thought you were totally nuts. You should get your eyes examined.

mirandasteffen 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:52

haha your cool! : ]

teerah003 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:03

ahahahahahahahahah this made me choke on my water. hahahah. thanks for makng my day :D

slash1396 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:48

shes canadian she cant help it

x_Life_Hater_x 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:34

What's that suppose to mean??

kacie13 1

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:56

LOL I laughed so ******* hard when I read this xD

D2_fml 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 3:27

Yay! Finally a Québec FML. And you bet I'm going to a Couche-Tard now just to see that cardboard lady!

YungMarlon23 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 4:13

wow.... jus wow... this is somwhere past a FAIL to where it's sad when yu lose yur physical visual on reality...

TheSafetyDance 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 4:53

LMFAO!

betch321 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 7:21

i do this ALL THE TIME hahahaha

intotheblue 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 7:23

It's one thing to think it's a real person out of the corner of your eye at first or something... same with some mannequins... but seriously, if you're looking at it that long, and you had a single brain cell, you'd know it wasn't real. YDI. Though I'm not sure what you deserved, since nothing actually HAPPENED to you... Oh and we put a period at the end of a sentence, FYI. Again, lack of brain cells...