Those Things are ****** scary Don't get sucked in to thinking that you can only find girls to date when you're out at a party or at the bar. They're on the street, in a store, in class, everywhere you go. Just go out into the world and pay closer attention. Start by flirting with her a bit, temp her up! Start by using what's called a "neutral-opinion opener." What that means is you ask her a question about something that has nothing to do with you. It can be simple ("What do you think of this place?") or elaborate ("Did you see the fight outside? There were these two girls, and they were totally fighting over this guy...but the guy was really scrawny and wimpy looking...it was crazy...") but it really doesn't matter what you say. Try to remain calm. Girls may be hit on almost every day, and they know why you came up to talk to them. They may not be paying attention to what you're saying, and rather how you are saying it. For instance, she may look for: Are you confident? Comfortable? Are your shoulders hunched over, or back? Do your best to appear comfortable, and she'll feel comfortable too. Being calm, cool, and in control is an advantage. Do something original. A really pretty girl has people telling her all the time how hot she is, how cute she is, how nice she is. and she's gotten used to empty compliments. If you become the next guy to come up and tell her how pretty she is, she'll appreciate the compliment, but she won't find you attractive. Remain calm and casual. Make a little joke at her expense. For instance, David DeAngelo would say something like "Wow, that's a big purse! Do you have a gun in there?" or if she's dressed up "I like your shoes...they look really comfortable". Refrain from comments on her appearance. Just be yourself. If you've ever asked a girl what to do to meet a girl, she'll probably say "just be yourself." You may think that means that if you feel nervous, and that you want to tell her again how pretty she is (for the 40th time) that you should, but that's NOT what she means. She means to treat her normally almost like one of your guy friends. If you're at the bar, and she asks you to get her a napkin, she's probably just asking to see if you'll jump through a hoop for her. Don't do it! You wouldn't break your back to do that for one of your good friends: don't treat her differently! Keep up the banter. Once you're talking, keep it up. You may want to come up with some stories about you that are funny or interesting, or that display an interesting side to you. Try to not fall into the interview technique (asking things like: What do you do? Where do you live? Where did you go to school? If you're stuck, turn those interview questions into statements, like "You look like you're from New York" or "I bet you're an event planner") Ask for her number. After a few minutes, if you're having a good time, cut things off on a high note, and ask for her number. Say that you're having a great time, but you need to get back to your friends (or whatever else you were about to do before you started talking to her). If she says she doesn't want to give you her number, you can joke with her and say that you promise to only call her 50 times a day, but that's all. You could also just get her email address (almost everyone has one, and is OK with handing it out, especially for a charming guy like yourself) Text her as you're leaving the venue, then call her the next day. The rule about waiting to call was made for guys who acted too needy on the first meeting. But here's the deal: if you *were* too needy, waiting to call isn't going to help all that much. And if you weren't, there's no reason you have to wait, and the girl is going to want to hear from you the next day. Give her a nickname. If you call her "cutie" at the bar, then when you call her you can say "Hey, cutie... it's me." instead of "Umm, this is (your name). We met at the bar the other night." Make little jokes about people on the street or about people you know. She might say "omg you're so mean," which will start up some good sexual tension between you and her. Do things that are funny to her and try to do things to make her laugh so you and her can start up conversations and laugh together later on. [edit] TipsMake sure you are always looking into her eyes. Girls hate it when you look at their breast or legs or whatever. Remember be calm cool and collected Practice – Practice really does make perfect. Practice talking to women in general throughout your day – whether you find them attractive or not. You’re not picking up these women, you’re just practicing talking to them. In fact, you might find it easiest to start by practicing talking to women you don’t want to go out with. Talk to the waitress or cashier. Talk to the women in line with you. Talk to the women waiting for the bus with you, or sitting next to you on the bus. Just practice. You’ll be surprised at how much more comfortable you’ll become talking to the women you want to be picking up when you’ve had ample practice talking to women who you don’t. Practice as well when by yourself, if possible in front of a mirror. Listen to how your voice sounds when you say “Hi” and introduce yourself. Watch you facial expressions and other body language. Relax – Get into the habit of doing something to calm your nerves every time you see a beautiful woman. Notice if any of your limbs are shaking nervously, or if you’re fidgeting, and make it stop. Breathe deeply several times, into the belly. You can even close your eyes for several seconds and do some peaceful, relaxing visualizations (if circumstances allow). Give yourself some calming affirmations to run through your mind when you see an attractive woman. No doubt, a certain degree of nerves is to be expected, and the right women find it cute. But too much anxiety reeks of insecurity and is a bigger obstacle to picking up women than anything you could possibly say wrong.

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Ok there is no way u could of thought a cardboard person was a real person for that long

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wait, so it moves?

mmmm fail!

Would you have passed a drug test when this event occured? XD FYL

I'm really hoping you don't drive a car, with observation skills like that.

Get glasses, cause that was pathetic.

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