Love: Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was...

By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

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By asdfasdf - 03/03/2009 15:38 - United States

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

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By kimosabe - 02/03/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Lucachoo - 26/07/2015 00:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 09:41 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By QuietGirlSucks - 30/08/2016 15:51 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML

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crystal_clear 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:09

This is when "eye contact" comes in handy. If someone is asking you out, I'd say about 99% of the time they would be looking directly at you, not the bananas.

blackhawk465 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:08

Normally people talking on the bluetooth are the ones who look like retards. In this situation it was the other way around. :P

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unluckydavid 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:56

I hate people who use bluetooths in public! Just use a cell phone so everyone knows your not talking to them!

UsingLogic 0

Monday 22 June 2009 17:49

Reminds me of that scene in Stargate SG-1 where Jackson doesn't realize Weir is using a bluetooth device. Anyway, these things are quite healthier than sticking the cellphone to your ear, though you still have the phone somewhere near your body (usually the belt, which is worse according to some scientists since the red blood cells are created from an organ located around there (I forgot which one... The liver?). Anyway, I'm using my cellphone 1000 minutes a month since one year and I still don't have anything... I wonder if it's really true you could get tumors and stuff. Maybe phones only make tumors more likely in SOME individuals? We'll know in 10-20 years I guess.

mattmag 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:15

Good idea, I think I'll try this.

sayingallineed 0

Monday 22 June 2009 21:54

hah, thats funny and good

ViXeN_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:37

haha that is genius!!!!

wretcheddawn 0

Monday 22 June 2009 18:54

Let's flip this around... Walk up to attractive girl while wearing bluetooth headset. Ask out girl. If she says no, just point at your bluetooth headset and walk away.