Health: Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended...

By ...... - 16/05/2012 22:29 - United States

Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML

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By justmyluck5150 - 17/10/2016 17:58 - United States

Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML

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By picklebug - 26/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML

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By anon - 03/08/2016 03:28

Today, I was working at the hospital and it was very busy. Unthinking, I told a patient in a wheelchair to "sit tight" while I checked on something. He mocked me for the rest of his stay. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

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By fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML

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What the hell

By paula.isabel - 09/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was in a car crash. While I was being immobilised by the paramedics to be taken to the nearest hospital, the passenger of the other car, who didn't have a single scratch, touched my shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter, nobody got hurt." FML

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By whovian221b - 25/08/2015 22:46 - United States

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

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hunterfisher98 8

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:05

That doc is..... Awesome

llamafish 25

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:05

Your doctor wouldn't happen to be DocBastard, would he?

Comments

zstarr 11

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:32

You poor thing!

xheathaax 3

Thursday 17 May 2012 8:00

I know that you're in pain but lighten up. Joking like that can cheer you up. I was tboned and had over 11 broken bones and after I woke up from a coma I was joking with the doctors the whole time. They were making jokes to. I know the situation sucks, but being crabby about it won't change anything. The best thing is to joke, not feel sorry for yourself, and be thankful that was the only injury and that you are alive.

thephoenixlament 10

Thursday 17 May 2012 8:30

Sorry about your accident, but humor is absolutely necessary in the ER. Couldn't get through a day without it.

enz_fml 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 8:38

shame dude!!!!!

xgetxbentx 13

Thursday 17 May 2012 9:09

Oh jeeze, get a sense of humor, you aren't even hurt that badly. They made jokes when I went in for a bashed up nose that was gushing blood, two black eyes, and a concussion from an accident and I was still able to laugh.

orebes 3

Thursday 17 May 2012 9:50

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

zombiibabii 4

Thursday 17 May 2012 10:00

What ever happened to having a sense of humor? Jesus...if you're always that serious and easily offended, I can't imagine you're fun to be around whatsoever.

ozonekilla 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 10:50

stop being such a tight ass get a sense of humor

shaza575 9

Thursday 17 May 2012 11:26

The doctor took care of your injuries and was nice enough to try to cheer you up. Most people would be grateful. Even if you didn't find it funny you could appreciate that he's just trying to help, pretend to laugh, and move on without making a big deal over it.