Health: Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended...

By ...... - 16/05/2012 22:29 - United States

Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML

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By Becky - 11/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML

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By justmyluck5150 - 17/10/2016 17:58 - United States

Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML

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By picklebug - 26/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML

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By anon - 03/08/2016 03:28

Today, I was working at the hospital and it was very busy. Unthinking, I told a patient in a wheelchair to "sit tight" while I checked on something. He mocked me for the rest of his stay. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

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By fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML

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By paula.isabel - 09/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was in a car crash. While I was being immobilised by the paramedics to be taken to the nearest hospital, the passenger of the other car, who didn't have a single scratch, touched my shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter, nobody got hurt." FML

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By whovian221b - 25/08/2015 22:46 - United States

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

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hunterfisher98 8

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:05

That doc is..... Awesome

llamafish 25

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:05

Your doctor wouldn't happen to be DocBastard, would he?

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LectumX 3

Thursday 17 May 2012 6:16

YDI, take a joke.

rubyliu8420 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 6:16

Quit being such a baby.

mld4657 28

Thursday 17 May 2012 6:20

sounds like House to me. I love this doctor already

rastafarhi 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 6:24

Get a sense of humor! That doc is hero!

Nirah_fml 18

Thursday 17 May 2012 6:48

What a wuss! Get over it and learn to take a joke. Nobody is going to pity you for being uptight :P

jaystreet46 4

Thursday 17 May 2012 6:55

Fail

JBMcC 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:09

Years of med school paid off.

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:10

What do you expect? You're alive and have functional limbs.. I'm sorry your doctor didn't coddle you but stop trying to get sympathy...

momo1972 3

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:16

That's pretty good, quick he is

UnholyAlpaka12 12

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:26

I want that doc now

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