By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML
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Same thing different taste

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Ugh, I HATE when people say that, it's so stupid, and it doesn't sound cute like they think it does.

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Talk like that makes me want to punch things.

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Haha I laughed so hard I actually snorted lol that ****** sucks

Either your mother is incredibly dumb, incredibly smart an evil, or doesn't care. Either way, FYL.

When I was around 4 or 5 my grandpa was taken to the hospital. He was the one everyone thought was peeing on the seat but it turns out it was my grandma. I know now she had a hard time getting back up so she squared and sprayed. At the time we were all oblivious to this. My adult cousin comes out screaming she knows who is peeing on the seat and blames me. She pulls me in and shows me literally 1 tiny drop on the seat. I got blamed for covering the entire seat with pee multiple times because of a single drop.