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By Gina - 02/04/2010 11:33 - Thailand

Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went out. I got really scared for no reason because it was pitch black and grabbed onto my mum's hand. When the light's got turned on I was holding on to a random guy's hand. FML

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Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML

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By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 10:26 - Singapore

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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By itsgonnabealongnight... - 03/09/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I was at my grandparents' house, when the power went out. Even though we were supplied with candles and flashlights, we still had to stumble around in the darkness. They'd left both the candles and flashlights in the pitch black, unnavigable basement. FML

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By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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By EOJ - 10/02/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

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By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

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By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2017 23:42

Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML

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bitcherinn 0

Friday 2 April 2010 20:05

blind date?

brieanna101 0

Friday 2 April 2010 20:05

was he cute? if so, not a fml but if not FYL

Comments

omgitsalex62 0

Friday 2 April 2010 20:14

not fyl.. its fyml because you thought her hand was a guys hand

austinkarimi 0

Friday 2 April 2010 20:39

Not fyml... fym.

darkmis1 17

Friday 2 April 2010 23:27

Actually she thought a guys hand was her hand.

radmuffin 12

Friday 2 April 2010 20:15

No, actually you're 4th dumbass.

Devanthegreat 0

Friday 2 April 2010 20:18

this has happened to me before. fyl cause its real awkward

alexandraa_fml 0

Friday 2 April 2010 20:19

Your mother must have really manly hands!

Snugglez 0

Friday 2 April 2010 20:24

lol that's what I was thinking

ILoveSoda 0

Friday 2 April 2010 21:11

Or the guy had girly hands?

mmmmBLT 0

Friday 2 April 2010 20:21

and then you looked into eachothers eyes and knew you were going to have 27 not so beatiful children :)

deadsrs 0

Friday 2 April 2010 22:21

beatiful? is that like beatable? OP don't beat your 27 ugly children!!! it will only releive stress and calm you down after a hard days wor... wait...