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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
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MissLizWolf 8

That's why you use your own soap. ** There, I helped you with your grammar.(:

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shanny998 3

maybe she doesnt have pubic hair... :)

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mangowow 1

first off, you arent supposed to use normal soap on your face. second off, why the hell would you actually rub the bar on your face? If you're gonna use regular soap at least just get the suds on your hands and then rub your face with your hands you sicko.

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ditlihi 0

Well, if he's like me, it's much, much more likely to be from another part of the body, like leg or arm. Don't know why everyone assumes it's always a pubic hair. If you think about it, you can assume they soap was rubbed all over one's body. Bum, crotch, everywhere. So what's the big deal?

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fitbrit89 0

It is sad how seriously some people are taking these FML's, calm the heck down and stop wasting your precious brain cells on this stuff! For the record: FYL - I would burn my face.

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login_fml 0

Didn't you check the soap before rubbing it all over your face? You should have expected this.

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Rmd666 0

Bet that was the first time that happened and the hair wasn't attached to your uncle.

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Abbikins 0

They actually say the best thing to use for your face is just regular soap, and to use a lotion like oil of olay after. Special face soaps sometimes make acne worse or leave a residue And #24 you are an idiot. You have the same color pubic hair as you have everything else hair (armpit and leg). If you have met a blonde with dark brown pubes she is most likely not really a blonde.

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hir23 0

You should know better than to share your soap.

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tdawgheath 0

i'm mostly brunette but a lot of my other hair is red or blonde...it's weird, but still, maybe you have a couple like that too...

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bollywood_rocks 0

76 and the other "smart" Americans, the rest of the world say BLOND. The ENGLISH and Europeans spell it BLOND even your neighbour(OMG I spelt it wrong!) to the North. Get over it!

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bollywood_rocks 0

To all the people arguing about hair colour, here is a very SIMPLE AND EASY way to figure out someone's real hair colour: For women,look at their eyebrows. If they don't wax it,it should be their true hair colour because really who dyes their eyebrows? Also check their hair down there(if they're not all the way shaved) For men,if they have beards/moustaches it should be their natural hair colour. Same goes for eyebrows too. So if you've ever seen a blond guy with a red beard or a blond female with dark eyebrows, now you know why!

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