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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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By soapy - 01/10/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

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By shitface - 06/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair on my loofa. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 17:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Leonards

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Marie - 20/01/2021 05:01

Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML

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What the **** was that?

By Hatty - 14/03/2010 10:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML

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By pinkrazorsare4men - 16/11/2016 00:51

Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML

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By AshleyP - 04/04/2014 14:17 - United Kingdom

Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML

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MissLizWolf 8

Wednesday 27 October 2010 2:32

That's why you use your own soap. ** There, I helped you with your grammar.(:

shanny998 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 15:16

maybe she doesnt have pubic hair... :)

Comments

supersalad 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:47

Eww. That's why I never use bar soap

VagMaster69 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:26

You must be BLONDE cuz you can't even spell blonde hahahhaahahahah.. "I'm blond" really???? dummmbb

twignig 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:30

that's why you don't wash your face with bar soap. get a face wash.

Puolukka 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:59

#86 Maybe English is not her native language. I'm German and we spell it "blond"! Plus forgetting a letter at the end of a word doesn't mean she doesn't know better. Could be a simple typo...

sondramcfail 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:27

You probably shouldn't wash your face with soap anyway... very drying.

carolizzle712 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:32

#71- YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKTARD! not every single person in an extended family has the same hair color! good god. #78- i'm pretty sure you can spell it either way.

cheerloveexx3 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:10

#71... he doesn't have to be a blood relative if he's her uncle.... and wow. your really wrong. the only thing thats impossible is 2 people with dominant gene for brown hair having a kid with blonde hair... get a proper education.