By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 996
You deserved it 2 789

Same thing different taste

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OuchThatsHarsh 0

How in the world did you fit in the toilet?

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ROFLDOCTOR 1

Lawl. If my sister did that to me I probably would have barfed right back on her and proceeded to yell about how there are other sinks, a whole 'nother bathroom, and a ton of freaking garbage cans she could have used. Sucks to know you had to rush just so you could be puked on. FYL. D:

lmao. you were IN the toilet? should have just told them to wait and for that extra few seconds they would have puked on the door.

so what exactly were you doing in the toilet?

You were in the toilet? I picked You deserved it just because you said that.

electroboy_fml 0
chowyuk 0

is it posible to bang quietly?

ChronicFAIL 0

Of course it is. Me and my girlfriend bang quietly whenever her dad is asleep in the next room :)

PlasmaWafflez 0

Why the **** were you IN the toilet??!!!

There is a typo... Today, I was masturbating in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

Mx_Rider 6

hah u shoulda socked him in the head dgaf

rene22 18

You guys do know that the "i" and "o" keys are right next to each other, right?

chrisssss_fml 0

Um, why is this in the Love section? Weird...