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By photoman - 14/07/2014 09:31 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was informed by a laughing friend, that my phone must be taking and uploading photos to Google+. Among numerous black shots, there is a particularly nice one of me while I'm sitting on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 6 089

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By brannie - 30/01/2012 00:26 - United States

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 720

You deserved it 46 342

Check your feeds!

By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 576

We can see you

By crunknasty - 30/03/2013 05:19 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 075

You deserved it 62 023

By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 38 697

By Anonymous - 09/04/2015 15:10 - United States

Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 657

You deserved it 3 868

Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 155

You deserved it 41 032

By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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You deserved it 4 396

Weird family

By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Bettendorf

Today, I found a picture on my phone of me and my best friend that I didn't take. Turns out my dad did, from behind, and it got onto my Google photo backup, which means that he was logged in to my Gmail from his phone when he did it. And my family wonders why I don't trust them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 066

You deserved it 124

Serial Shitter

By Anonymous - 24/10/2021 05:01 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I got an email from a colleague with a picture in it of shit on the toilet seat. The email said, "Not pointing fingers but I left you out of the last email." I pee a lot and so I use the toilet a lot. I think everyone at work thinks it was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 910

You deserved it 107

By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 989

You deserved it 47 633

MoodiQ 8

Monday 14 July 2014 19:58

the camera changes your race to black and takes a photo

srudez 14

Monday 14 July 2014 19:48

at least there's no nudes

Comments

ArashiGirl 13

Monday 14 July 2014 19:50

And THIS is why I don't have google plus!

mysadlyfe 9

Monday 14 July 2014 20:09

No one has google plus...willingly

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 14 July 2014 20:41

I agree. The moment I figured out how to deactivate/remove the google plus part of my account, it was gone.

Raidriar 14

Monday 14 July 2014 21:40

You can delete just the Google Plus part? Every time I try to Google says it's deleting my entire google account...

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 14 July 2014 21:47

#36- HOW? Lol. Now that I know you can, I'll be looking up how to do so later. Thanks!

nellbell414 13

Monday 14 July 2014 19:50

This scares the shit out of me! Hope it's just yours op!

AWiseChicken 9

Monday 14 July 2014 19:56

That means you took a pic of yourself on the toilet...

feven 32

Monday 14 July 2014 19:57

For your sake, I hope you don't have a lot of friends on Google+

abbyblabbyy 6

Monday 14 July 2014 19:59

At least hardly anyone uses Google+ so not too many people will see!

the_real_dvd 21

Monday 14 July 2014 20:25

Agreed. I haven't checked my Google+ in 2 years. But now I suppose I should to see if I have any pics of me on the toilet.

VyronBuckingham 9

Monday 14 July 2014 20:02

Haha I would love to see that photo

ostfaiz 18

Monday 14 July 2014 20:11

hahaaa must b shocking news for you OP

vikky538 28

Monday 14 July 2014 20:13

well having google account is a plus or a minus in this case...

worldclassrager 39

Monday 14 July 2014 20:17

How does that work? That would save me a bit of time...well time to delete quite a few photos...

Soloman212 28

Monday 14 July 2014 20:24

Could've been worse. Could've been a social network people actually use. [This is a joke.]

MrConcise 34

Monday 14 July 2014 20:44

It's funny because it's true.

thesmeagol 22

Monday 14 July 2014 21:34

actually Google+ is the joke

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Today, as a teacher, I was grading some essays when I yet again came across the word "unalive" when discussing the assassinations of JFK and Abraham Lincoln. As in, "JFK was unalived." I know language inevitably mutates over time, but us teachers don't have demonetization filters. FML

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Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML

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Today, I'd always suspected my mother-in-law hated me. My suspicions were confirmed when I went to pick up my son from her house after work. She smiled smugly and let me know that he’d been asleep since noon. It’s after 5. He’s never going to get back to sleep now. FML

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Today, I stumbled upon a few of my former uni classmates’ social media profiles, all sharing anti-bullying posts and adding sad comments. Really thoughtful of them, if you ignore the fact that these same classmates bullied me relentlessly during my college years, causing me to take antidepressants daily. FML

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Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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Today, the “lowlifes” from my school who smoked weed are all doing better than I am. Some have family connections in real estate or marketing; Others banded together and started now successful brands. My strict parents forbade me from socializing where I best fit in, so I have zero connections. FML

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Today, I got tons of sympathy (and hugs) from my co-workers after intense sneezing and coughing due to my "seasonal allergies." When I got home, my SO asked if allergies are contagious, because he had them too. He didn't have allergies. We have Covid. And so do most of my co-workers now. I suck! FML

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Today, while emailing my very young, attractive teacher to ask a question, my hand slipped. Too bad you can't unsend emails that say "Can we meet after school some time? I have some thongs I'd like to discuss with you." FML

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