By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

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Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML
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Stupidstupidrat 0

Was he like 'Up high!...what? What's wrong? Why would you leave a brother hanging?' My sympathies buddy, that must suck

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beaniebabe 0

# 4- he meant ge slept with her not that he actually hit her

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SDguy 0

hey bro, are they hiring?? I'm unemployed and would be awesome to work with your family ;-) jk dude... kill that mo-fu, that's not manly at all; it's ok to try to hit anyone you want, but you don't need to tell everybody you did.

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teebonehead 0

Sounds like your moms a ***** to me ,I wonder how many others have HIT it .

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FYL84 0

Just kick his ass truth or not, if your dad tries to fire you tell him what he effen said

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hhhhh_fml 1

probably bluffing, no worries

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mijzelffan 0

ask your dad to fire him. if he says no or why, just say what he did. Your dad will probably beat him and your mom up after that xD

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plexico 3

Blackmail dat MILF! Mom can suddenly think you deserve a new car, etc. if you just whisper the dude's name to her and wink. Telling your dad is going to make you look like a ratfink. Keeping it between you and your mom can be profitable.

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rallets 22

what the hells a ratfink?

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Tirinka 0

What. The. ****. No. We don't do that. Morals. Get some. He needs to just tell his dad. Geezus. Our society has degraded into something awful...

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ohhsnapp 0

hahahah, god that sucks. and is super awkward. talk to ur mom. find out if its true. he coulda been bluffing.

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