Today, I was informed that I’m not allowed to lock my bedroom... - FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2018 13:57 - United States - Pell City

Today, I was informed that I’m not allowed to lock my bedroom door to keep my ex out. He has a history of stealing/hiding personal belongings, touching me inappropriately while I sleep, and going through my phone/journal. FML

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kayl 3

Tuesday 18 September 2018 22:51

That’s beyond messed up. Call the police or something cus that should not be allowed to continue under any circumstances.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 15 September 2018 22:10

I have so many questions. I assume your parents are preventing you from locking your door? Why? How does your ex keep getting into your house while you sleep? Do your parents not believe that he's doing all these things, or do they just not care? It might be a good idea to set up a camera to film your ex doing this stuff, and showing the police, and your parents if they don't believe you.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 15 September 2018 22:10

I have so many questions. I assume your parents are preventing you from locking your door? Why? How does your ex keep getting into your house while you sleep? Do your parents not believe that he's doing all these things, or do they just not care? It might be a good idea to set up a camera to film your ex doing this stuff, and showing the police, and your parents if they don't believe you.

interesting33 36

Saturday 15 September 2018 23:00

they might live in halls of residence or flats in the same area as the ex. some places won't let you lock your door in case of fire or something

interesting33 36

Saturday 15 September 2018 23:00

please get a restraining order. asap. if it means he has to find a new block then so be it.

kayl 3

Tuesday 18 September 2018 22:51

That’s beyond messed up. Call the police or something cus that should not be allowed to continue under any circumstances.

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