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By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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You deserved it 3 277

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out the one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By Beefballs - 29/07/2009 06:22 - Canada

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

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By roobb - 09/08/2009 23:11 - Canada

Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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You deserved it 18 553

testermctest 0

Monday 8 June 2009 12:05

That must be uncomfortable, but as long as she is old enough to legally consent in your area, it is acceptable and he deserves happiness. FYL, though, I hope it becomes more bearable with time.

Synedge 0

Monday 8 June 2009 12:06

Think on the bright side. You can **** her too.

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westsideknight 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:19

Don't hate the playa son, hate the game

justaquietghost 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:20

eek. that's a bit disturbing. @ 45, I'm pretty sure 9 was restating the OP father's situation... Not saying she's a mother.. And way to profile stalk. and 16, you confuse me.

Polionixon 2

Monday 8 June 2009 16:22

Yea..... This chick is way to young for your dad. I'd be pissed if i were you. I totally agree with #60... (even though im only 21);p but I definetly See his point.

SenorLanky 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:33

This would make a lot more sense if we knew the OP's age...

TBD3 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:37

Are you a guy? If so ... Father - son sandwich?

atomick 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:39

My dad's engaged to a chick I used to date who was a year behind me in high school, so cry me a freakin' river.

regalarius 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:43

Looked at her picture #59? I'm gonna have to disagree. #68: Wow, you win the FML game. Congrats. :-) Also: go dad! May we all remain so fruitful! :-P Seriously though: I've got a friend whose wife's mom is closer to his age than his actual wife is. That disturbs him more than either of the ladies in question. IMHO, It happens. We can't exactly choose who we fall in love with.

rachybubbles 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:43

Not sure #16 even read this FML...

baysidebird88 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:51

my stepmom is only a couple years older then my older brother, at first it was kind of weird because they're a 14 year age gap between my dad and stepmom, but she's cool as shit so its not too bad anymore. as long as they are happy