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By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 71 851
You deserved it 3 277

Same thing different taste

Coincidence plays tricks on us!

By "Shadley Chase Teladia" - 21/11/2019 19:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I finally got to meet the parents of the girl in which I have been dating for 3 months. I discovered that a month before we started dating, I had a one-night stand with her sister. And a week before that, I had a grinding session with her mother at a bar. No one is saying anything and her father is really bulky. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 926
You deserved it 2 024

Top comments

That must be uncomfortable, but as long as she is old enough to legally consent in your area, it is acceptable and he deserves happiness. FYL, though, I hope it becomes more bearable with time.

Think on the bright side. You can **** her too.

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Nomad609 0

could you at least specify your age so we wont wonder if its really an FML? I mean if your 30 and the girl is 32 then I think she's adult enough to be with a man whos around 50.

.....a round of applause for Dad.....

i've "dated" a couple guys 15+ years older than me, so they have kids close to my age. not a two-year difference, but a four-year difference. who cares?

that's disgusting, its like saying i can't date you because it'll be incest but i'll date someone close to your age

Noah_h 0

That is not an FML... U can get on that it's a good oportunity

I am not seeing why people think 30 on 50 is fine and 20 on 40 is not... Get your heads out of your asses. #4 is correct! :D

U gonna try to get with your new mommy???

55 is a desperate loser who can only get with old men

#57. Because by the time your 30 you should have some maturity under your belt. 18-20 year olds are still kids and more often then not, know nothing about life.

Teach him a lesson Bang someone two yyears older than ur dad

Your dad = win. Don't hate the man because he's got game.