Love: Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months....

By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out the one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By roobb - 09/08/2009 23:11 - Canada

Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML

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By Beefballs - 29/07/2009 06:22 - Canada

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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testermctest 0

Monday 8 June 2009 12:05

That must be uncomfortable, but as long as she is old enough to legally consent in your area, it is acceptable and he deserves happiness. FYL, though, I hope it becomes more bearable with time.

Synedge 0

Monday 8 June 2009 12:06

Think on the bright side. You can **** her too.

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Claud_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:03

High fives dad!

BaldOuting 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:08

at least it wasn't someone you are friends with or go to school with. then it would be weird to see that person everywhere knowing your dad is doing her.

rustyrox 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:29

Midlife crisis much? The men have an excuse, but what are the girls excuses? I could never see myself with a man that much older than me...

wbrycem 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:31

Your dad's the man. Half his age Divided by 2 Plus 7. Anyone who fits in that age range is good to go!

heavenandhell 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:31

half your age plus 7 golden rule

Scotticus117 11

Monday 8 June 2009 20:53

fyl indeed. #4 and #7 im pretty sure the OP is a girl, i'm just guessing though. it would be way uncomfortable if they were a girl lol.

ChilledLizard 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:54

This same thing happened to me two years ago. My dad (age 43) started dating a girl 18 years old. My girlfriend is 17 years old.

punksafetypin 0

Monday 8 June 2009 21:10

My dad's been with this girl for at least 5 years. He's 52, she's 26... I'm 27. They just had a baby girl and I couldn't be happier about that. It was hard at first when I found out, since he was still with my mom, but after a while I realized he's happy, I met his girlfriend about a year and a half ago and she's nice, we get along very well -maybe the fact that we're the same age helps? hehe-. It can seem weird, but it's not that bad once you get used to it.

Kittycate6606 0

Monday 8 June 2009 21:12

How old r you?

UGADawg08 1

Monday 8 June 2009 21:32

It's pretty disgusting when parents divorce and then start having blatant sexual relationships for their poor kids to see. Your dad sounds like trash. Find someone you can spend the rest of your life with. Don't follow in your dad's footsteps.