By Bonapp - 09/02/2012 22:11 - France

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML
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shanemaximo 7

Well there's your conversation starter right there!

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alexup24 13

at least they weren't grapes, then you'd choke to death.

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MaceFaceLOL 8

Or spit it out. Probably yours though. I usually don't chew my food.

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Sumo69 9

Is your girlfriend made out of plastic two she's a blowup doll right

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himoonkey 8

Well, the "J" makes the "H" sound so jajajajajajajaja would be like hahahahahahaha

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Sumo69 9

Hot girls can make any sound they want to make

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SaMmIMonster96 6

Oh Sumo69 you are quite funny

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silentbutfunny 0

I wish both started coming back and bitching each other out so i could yell FLAME ON!!

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SaMmIMonster96 6

Well 150 I do kind of agree with you there but we can't judge people for what they say.. Okay so that's what FML is about ;)

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blegehlehgleh 0

I don't blame you, apples are pretty irresistible...

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sewerMonkey 0

gahdahahaha nervousness.... we are MEN in teen boday

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