By lebowski101 - 03/11/2011 01:45 - Canada

Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
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aeriexo 4

Once a cheater, always a cheater. Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet.

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Mister_Triangle 21

No amount of free cake will distract you from the pain. Stay home and use your credit card irresponsibly; you'll forget about everything

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xlibra259x 0

that is so messed up in so many ways.. what a bitch! sorry about that..

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smittys 7

Lmao very funny! I love the way you think! Makes me think of myself! Dumb cheating bitch well if she did cheat if not than she is actually a decent person to break up with him before but yeah I can see her getting fired from her job buying 10 cats becoming a prostitute to feed her cats and than getting on drugs though that's my prediction anyone wantto bet what happens?

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VeganVampyre 26

There's this neat thing called "punctuation." Please, please, learn how to use it. That was actually painful to try to read.

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greatness101 0

Don't date in the workplace, especially your boss.

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copo37 7

Go grab yourself a fifth and be the life of the party. She probably invited you to get a rise from you. So go give her a damn rise. Get the limbo train full of drunks in her office.

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apkiys 0

I bet someone's organizing a musical chair game somewhere......

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Poetaster 10

Banging the boss is never a good idea. You can however toast them while recanting stories of how she makes euphoric chipmunk sounds during sex and farts loudly when she sneezes. You will of course be needing a new job.

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