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Same thing different taste
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Lebowski101? Is the OP learning to be "The Dude"?
A la Jay from The Inbetweeners: "Business!" *simultaneous pelvic thrust into my table*
It's probably not during work hours, it will just take place in the building after work has finished.
She never really loved you since she thought he was a better option. Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. :(
First, that's not how love works. Second, your second sentence makes less than no sense.
Firstly- Love does work that way. If you are truly in love would somebody then there is no finding better. Secondly- It's a famous quote from a sonnet honey; look it up because you just made yourself look ignorant. Thirdly- If you don't know what the **** I'm talking about, don't comment. :)
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Once a cheater, always a cheater. Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet.
No amount of free cake will distract you from the pain. Stay home and use your credit card irresponsibly; you'll forget about everything