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Same thing different taste
Fate
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Sir Alan Sugar has spoken
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Fancy seeing you here
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Sharing is caring
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Freudian slip
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Hey!
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Caught in the act
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I got it! I got I got it! I got your number on the wall! For a good time, for a good time call!
Tipical woman shoping whyle they are still in a relationship id say 75% do that
The guy she's engaged to is her fiancé, not fiancée. Anyways, just because you were invited doesn't mean you have to go. I know how you feel though. My ex fiancé got engaged to another girl while we were still dating.
Ok mum, better luck next time on the FML your life doesn't suck at all! Take that for an insult. Lol
Your ex fiance has a cold heart...
What a ho. Hopefully you're glad to be rid of her. It seems pretty mean of her to invite you to that. Don't go, obviously!
thats trifiling, let that guy have her trifiling ass
Listen Brotha, U NEED to sack up & do the following: If you attend this fiasco; 1) Get completely piss drunk, 2) Punch out your ex's fiancee, 3) Loudly explain, in detail, how horrible your boss is at sex (pictures are a +!) 4) Shit in the punch bowl, 5) piss on her desk & lastly, submit a letter of resignation & start looking for another job...After all, your respect & man hood is on the line & ya might as well go out in a blaze of glory! (I did something similar a few wives ago...)
Your boss is a chick. Grow some balls and be the boss your embarrassing men all over the world!
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Once a cheater, always a cheater. Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet.
No amount of free cake will distract you from the pain. Stay home and use your credit card irresponsibly; you'll forget about everything