By imma ture - 10/08/2015 17:04

Today, I was involved in a debate. Things got out of control, insults were hurled, and by the end friends were lost. The subject of the debate? Whether snot has enough calories in it to be nutritional. FML
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jet223 20

Well actually snot itself does not boost your immune system but rather it is the first response of the immune system. The first response is not antigen specific and just keeps out all intruding substances. The mucus traps the bacterium and then sends it out via the nose and that is why it is not smart to swallow or sniff back in your mucus.

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thaqueen_fml 15

And I thought my friends and I got in some dumb fights.

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jade3424 21

You guys are idiots

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iheartbreak 8

It does not. It costs your body energy to create mucous. A very fundamental law of thermodynamics states you can't get more than what was put in

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pandor_fml 24

Yeah but I think they mean does it as an end product have any energy in it... Oh god I think I see how this all started

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ohSNAPyall 26

You're assuming they're eating their own snot bahahahaha

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ChristinePi 36

Reminds me of the argument involving the health benefits of semen. In order to start seeing results you'd have to be consuming a lot of it.

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IsThisTakenToo 16

As gross as it is, snot can be good for you. Did you know hamsters eat their own poop, to get the nutrients from it.

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Hauclir 14

The amount of calories does not make something nutritional.

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe health class would be a good idea to take

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chuchusheep 19

i could see how friends could be lost from that...

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Treaton 5

that was so bad that it became funny xD

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