Miscellaneous: Today, I was kicked out of my track team's locker room because...

By Noname - 08/02/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of my track team's locker room because the coach said there weren't enough lockers for everyone on the team. There are 74 lockers and only 52 girls on the team. FML

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By bhnja_ - 18/04/2013 20:34 - Philippines - Mandaue

Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 17:02

Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML

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By Farterella - 02/11/2016 20:30

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

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By fatty:( - 15/04/2011 09:30 - Australia

Today, my 15 year-old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading squad because she was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight because her mom is." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2013 17:28 - United States - Dell Rapids

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 02:49 - United States

Today, after playing on the same basketball team for eight years with the same coach, he kicked me off the team to make room for my younger brother, who I taught to play basketball in the first place. FML

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By Rimmy Jobs - 21/08/2012 16:39 - United States

Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 12:46 - United States

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

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Sunday 8 February 2009 23:43

Hey, this is called "busting your balls." Well I guess I don't know what it's called for girls. Anyway, you probably did piss poor during practice and the coach was just mad at you. Next round be sure to step it up. Even though it's highschool/college or whatever you're in, it doesn't mean it's play time on the tracks. Remember, it's about giving your all, and if you're a quitter or just someone who doesn't care or don't take it seriously, then you're not going to have a locker... ever in life. Just go out the next day in practice, and do the best you can. Drink plenty of water at nights, and be sure to eat a banana before and you'll be running those relays quicker than a jack rabbit on a first date.

happygoluckyhh 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:20

What makes you think all of the lockers were just for the team? Maybe some were for another team or the falculty? I don't know where you come from but from where I come from ONE team doesn't own the entire locker rooms. (Don't respond if you disagree, I'm just saying...and I could be wrong.) Also, if you tried out (assuming you did) and got on the team, what's there to worry about?

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flighted 1

Sunday 8 May 2011 15:39

Or even, gym class. When I was in an introductory class to the dance team, the locker room consisted of gym class, my class, dance, and yeah, other teams like soccer. Soo, OP either you know that and are trying to make it sound more dramatic, or you know that.