Miscellaneous: Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton....

By Anon - 09/01/2013 19:27 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

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By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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By bruised - 19/05/2016 20:54 - Australia - Sydney

Today, while playing hockey, one of my teammates decided to swing her hockey stick like a golf club. She missed the ball, but managed to hit me right in the vagina. FML

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By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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By neverhavingkids - 21/01/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 18:13 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML

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By Liam. - 01/02/2010 05:15 - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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dathan 14

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:12

how could you possibly upload this thinking people will feel bad for you?

razzberry 9

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:12

What did you learn?

Comments

Iknoweverything 29

Thursday 10 January 2013 8:13

I remember playing tennis in gym class in high school. One of the school bullies called me a fat ass on the other side of a court that was two away from mine. I hit him as hard as I could, square in the nuts from TWO COURTS AWAY. He didn't walk for a week. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

JanisEvans 10

Thursday 10 January 2013 10:40

OP is assuming she has anger issues? Why? Seems like a legit reaction. Always amusing when someone acts like a retard and as soon as someone responds in a direct and efficient manner, they have 'mental issues'. As far as actual mental problems go, I'd be more concerned about someone feeling the need to make fun of others.

Levvy 22

Thursday 10 January 2013 15:31

Great, thanks to you, any job interview I conduct where someone mentions being "direct" and/or "efficient" is going to make me suspicious they just mean, "I attack people for perceived slights and don't feel bad about it."

Satoaoi 13

Thursday 10 January 2013 10:53

lol at what did you learn. reminds me of an episode of family guy when stewie kockdd that kid in the head with a bat

awaydoggy 8

Thursday 10 January 2013 11:42

She doesn't suck at kickin ,huh?

griffy14 9

Thursday 10 January 2013 15:17

Not sure how he deserved it. Laughing or words doesn't warrant violence. Only violence warrants a violent response.

Levvy 22

Thursday 10 January 2013 15:29

Well, this is FML, and it was female-on-male violence, so that means it's acceptable. Don't believe me? Check the site's generous backlog of examples.