Intimacy: Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend...

By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML

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By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By left out wet - 22/06/2019 22:08

Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

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By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada

Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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By someone - 17/09/2013 16:38 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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By Samyett - 09/02/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

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MrPoly 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:50

They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.

depechemode 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?

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doll_face 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 9:13

my boyfriend does the SAME ******* THING!!!

doll_face 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 9:17

#132, you read my mind.

ashleyy_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 9:18

You seriously waited 30 minutes? And when you aren't doing anything time goes by even slower. I probably would have gotten up after like 2 minutes

nwoodh 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 9:23

Well, you DID tell him he could do anything he wanted... I mean gosh, he just wanted to run Naxx with his boys- you can't do it without a few good tanks! You can sex anytime you want...he could only raid RIGHT THEN! Get it together, woman. Set up an account. Play with him. It'll work out. WoW FTW! =]

athao 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 9:25

Your boyfriend is a loser. Dump his ass. What a ******.

athao 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 9:27

By the way, #118, you are a loser for trying to defend putting a video game before everything. An addiction to an MMO isn't a hobby. If you read this and decide to respond, you will try to defend it again. Just see the truth, an addiction doesn't equal a hobby.

fmlol123321 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 9:37

what a douchebag. WoW was fun when i was 12, then i GREW UP. Tell that guy to get a life and find someone who is actually normal and not addicted to a game...

RyeBreadBoy 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 9:40

you're probably ugly naked. or annoying. or he got sick of doing all the work. if you were taking his clothes off with your mouth he couldn't have walked out on you, could he? no. next time, why don't you contribute instead of just laying there expecting to be pleased?