Intimacy: Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend...

By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML

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By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By left out wet - 22/06/2019 22:08

Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

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By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada

Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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By someone - 17/09/2013 16:38 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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By Samyett - 09/02/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

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MrPoly 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:50

They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.

depechemode 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?

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Mnemo_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 7:51

Please dump him.

theonedm 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 8:26

Well, you did say he could do "anything he wants to you", so he decided to leave you alone. Perfectly logically valid, if you consider what you told him to do.

Artifact25 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:06

wow that guy no longer deserves his penis

SilenceOfTheLamb 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:43

well who's hotter?

Satori_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:45

Been there...he later broke up with me because we weren't "compatable". I didnt support his WoW habit.

bradess89 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 14:04

its a certified addiction. of exactly the same potency as the party drugs going around. also a good proportion of the guys that play it are actually normal. oh and welcome to the 21st century. EVERYONE plays video games. however, ill also say that if the girls hot and lying there naked. and he was already next to her theres no way hed go of to raid, how the hell would he know they need him.

KHSJew 1

Sunday 3 May 2009 15:58

------------------------PLEASE READ--------------------------------------- World of warcraft is a Massive Mutliplayer Online game, which means millions of people play it It is also a "Role Play game" Alot of these Fags that play WoW Often have WoW Girlfriends My cousion was cheated on from this girl he met over world of warcraft, he hooked up with her IRL and they had sex Ask your boyfriend if he plays WoW. Ive never played the game because ive been told is addicting which he probably why he played it But people say its a good game. They just refuse to play it.

Whos 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 16:41

Probably doesnt say too much for you in this case if he chose wow over you

Whos 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 16:45

And whats with all these ppl saying all wow players are virgins and stuff? I play and in my guild its mostly couples who play together, some are married and have kids that play too

nooneelse 7

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:15

Well enjoy)) Ok, you have very strange boyfriend, because I know few guys or even one guy who could drop everything because of the game.. Have nothing to say//just LOL//