Intimacy: Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend...

By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML

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By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By left out wet - 22/06/2019 22:08

Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

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By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada

Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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By someone - 17/09/2013 16:38 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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By Samyett - 09/02/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

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MrPoly 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:50

They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.

depechemode 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?

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nsewrim 0

Monday 4 May 2009 21:58

aww that really sucks!! what a jerk!

TheoX_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:09

Dump him. NOW.

stm123 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:25

Ok first: You people that think WoW is only for losers can go **** yourselves. Second: Mabye your just an ugly ass girl. ever think of that? Third: Are you really that stupid that you would wait 30 minutes before seeing wat he was doing? And come on, you did say he could do whatever he wanted. I do think that he should have put you before WoW but seriously guys dont hate on people who play the game, if there is anybody to blame it is this guy who cant put real life before a videogame.

stm123 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:30

cause you can have a life AND play WoW

stm123 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:32

Ok first: All you people that say guys that play WoW dont have a life or are all losers are full of crap. Second: Mabye your ugly? didnt think of that did you :) Third: Come on you expect me to believe you waited 30 minutes before wondering enough were he was to go and check? Ok so i do agree, he shouldnt be so addicted that he would give up sex for a videogame but sex isnt everything and the people that rant on guys who play WoW prolly are just trying to make them feel better about themselves...

stm123 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:35

ASSRAPE 3

Monday 4 May 2009 23:49

I can understand where he's coming from. When friends need help, they NEED help. :D

akraka 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:17

Everybody who actually talks about WoW players like losers have do NOT know what they are talking about. I am a WoW player myself, and I can tell you that this is NOT uncommon for WoW players. It's an incredibly addicting game, and for those who have not played WoW, you cannot imagine how incredible this game is. I have seen the coolest and the most popular people turn into what you guys call "losers" or "lifeless." It's just one of the most addicting and best games ever released. Don't hate on this guy. But I would still destroy this girl ;P. Or maybe it won't be as worth than raiding Naxxramas.

LIZARD101 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:31

I AGREE WITH BOTH SIDES OF THE STORY. WHETHER ITS GUYS/GIRLS THAT PLAY WOW, YOU ARE ADDICTED. I HAVE BEEN WITH MY HUSBAND FOR 5YRS, MARRIED 3YRS. WOW IS A POWERFUL GAME THAT CONTROLS THE PLAYERS. SORRY FOR YOU WOW PLAYERS ITS TRUE. THE ONLY REASON I COMMENT IS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH THIS FOR A LONG TIME. MY HUSBAND WILL NOT STOP PLAYING WOW FOR ANYTHING. ITS UP TO THE PLAYERS HOW MUCH THEY WANT TO DEDICATE TO THE GAME ITSELF. I WENT INTO THE RELATIONSHIP KNOWING AND THAT WAS UP TO ME. IF YOU KNW THEY ARE ADDICTED TO THE GAME, ITS AT YOUR OWN RISK. ALSO, ITS NOT RIGHT FOR ANYONE TO SAY THE PERSON IS UGLY OR TO BE JERKS ABOUT IT. LIKE I SAID, YOU ENTER THE RELATIONSHIP AT YOUR OWN RISK. LUCKILY MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN ABLE TO COMPROMISE. LOL!!! MY HUSBAND USED TO BE REALLY BAD BUT NOW HE TAKES ME INTO CONSIDERATION; MY SEX LIFE IS GREAT! :)