By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

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Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 97 885
You deserved it 15 676

Same thing different taste

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They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.

Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?

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Tolki 0

Several variables come to mind: 1: are you attractive? 2: is he considering breaking up with you? 3: does he like *****-y behavior? Assuming this one sided story is all there is to the story, he should have ****** you. I still find this (the story and the haters) absolutely hilarious.

That's par for the course for dating a guy that plays WoW.

The first time I read this through I sympathised with you. But then I went back and my brain caught on the "30 minutes later" part. It took you an entire half an hour of waiting naked and blindfolded on a bed without hearing or feeling a single thing from him before you went looking for him? Wow.

Man, some of you people. You know, sex doesn't come before everything all the time. Just because one person wants sex doesn't mean the other needs to automatically comply. I think the ones who are uptight about this are people who get sex so rarely that they jump at any opportunity. If you have sex regularly, you don't drop everything you're doing for a chance to have it. I mean, yeah, sex is great. But so is pizza and video games. Sex is not the end-all-most-awesome everything ever. That's a bit over the top. I could have sex with my wife pretty much any time, and as often as I wanted. Does that mean I should have non-stop sex? No. I will eat, watch TV, or play video games most of the time. I swear the critics here are either complete nymphos or virgins to place such a high value on sex, as if every opportunity should always be utilized. Sometimes, you just don't feel like sex. Wow, what a concept.

HJORules007 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 187 makes a very very good point. At least it was WOW and not Hello Kitty Island Adventure. I definitely know how you feel. I swear sometimes my boyfriend would rather be in a relationship with his female level 80 night elf druid than with me. And being realistic, he would probably turn down sex with me to do raid or arenas with his friends. But at least I know this, and I wouldn't even give him the choice. I'm sorry though about your dipshit of a boyfriend, he sounds like a real prick. In a spur of the moment decision, what asshole takes WOW over sex?

wow...i'm a little concerned about my gender. Is it really this bad with most of us? only one guy questioned what she looks like. Are you guys just blindly assuming she's hot or is being female the only standard that girls need to meet with you. you guys must be a bunch of studs. I'm looking out my window right now and i already see two girls i'd rather play a game of tetris with than see naked.

Lmao! Wow>you. That sucks. Dump him maybe?

At least you know he won't cheat on you with anyone (except WoW)! :D And come on! Ulduar is out, give a man a break - there are 24 people waiting for him! :P

Bravo boyfriend, bravo. haha Shows how addicting WoW can be. D: