Intimacy: Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend... - FML

By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

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Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00 - United States

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Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML

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By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

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Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By left out wet - 22/06/2019 22:08

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Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

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Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

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By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada

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Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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By someone - 17/09/2013 16:38 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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By Samyett - 09/02/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

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MrPoly 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:50

They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.

depechemode 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?

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kaylaaa_ 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 8:51

time to find a new boyfriend! but i agree w/ 288... wtf were you doing for a half hour while he was playing WoW

godtakemenow1448 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 13:19

Ow that really is a loser

mad7hops 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:46

omg what an idiot well are you ugly? that would explain it... but if not than hes an idiot if my gf said i would do her from the back dam that feels good =]

lold 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:31

soz to break it to you but your boyfriend is a dumbass

1FML1 3

Friday 22 May 2009 12:16

world of war crack shes a tough mistriss maybe you shoulda dressed up like an elve or what ever the f'n chick charecters are xD

itssuchanfmlday 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:12

Wow, this is definitely an FYL. I say get a new boyfriend - this one seems like too big of a nerd. WoW is dumb as ****!

myexsucks 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 2:26

#243...you're my hero....I love Barney from How I Met Your Mother. :)

Pizzabutt 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:45

NEVER date a wow player.

granpa_haribo 13

Monday 25 May 2009 3:25

brake up with him, NOW

theodivine 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:36

What a douche bag. Dump that jerk.

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