Intimacy: Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend...

By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By left out wet - 22/06/2019 22:08

Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

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By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada

Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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By someone - 17/09/2013 16:38 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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By Samyett - 09/02/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

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MrPoly 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:50

They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.

depechemode 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?

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myhamisbetter 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 6:07

haha, i agree with #348 :) play wow with him, then have sex. thats what i call a good night :) then again...it is pretty damn sad that he saw you naked and blew it off for world of warcraft...maybe im just used to never having that happen :)

Tiggity 0

Monday 17 August 2009 0:53

he was probably going on a super important raid! WOW JK dump that idiot

krayziegurl10 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 6:15

i actually believe that this was written by one of my fiance's little brothers ex's... because my fiance actually had to have a talk about this with him when 2 of his ex's who are my friends told me about this. sad but true. he will leave in the middle of sex for a raid. :/ boy needs help.

take_a_moment 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 11:53

LOL cut the phone line, that'll **** him!! oh and next time he wants sex, give him a vibrator and tell him to go **** himself! pole smoker!! lol peace!