Miscellaneous: Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was...

By WTFsalad - 18/02/2010 02:46 - United States

Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit, I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML

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By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By DC - 11/10/2016 13:41 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I narrowly avoided a head-on collision in the parking garage. The other driver cussed me out. It's a one-way route through the parking garage, and I was going the right way. FML

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Public freakout

By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

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By haley - 16/11/2018 14:00

Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML

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Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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Wrong way down a one-way street

By hello higher premiums, fuckwad - 25/08/2013 16:23 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML

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By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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Thursday 18 February 2010 9:26

Look at the bright side... a parking lot is a great place for him to do that; you got his license plate with ease, right?

p3rfect_ins4nity 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:28

I would have beatin the shit out of that fool!

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gnetgirl26 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 15:18

call the cops

haley_08 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 15:40

the arrow points to the good driver!! haha

B_Ez88 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 15:41

I Really hope u used being a woman to ur advantage.... I would've got out screaming, crying,just all out making a scandal then when ppl start to gather...cuz they always do... u kick ur performance up a notch. make sure they c ur kid too. that asshole would get a ticket &/or a. few hrs in a cop car.

Ragna_fml 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 18:00

@ 58 I really hate people like you so much :) Is this you getting a speeding ticket btw? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW57wPkqqeQ

Slimma 20

Thursday 18 February 2010 15:42

Yeah what would be the point of punching the guy back? Chances are she didn't just stand there and take the abuse. And besides there are cameras that look over the entire parking lot so chances are she could have went in and told someone where the car was and they could have got the license plate recorded to nail the guy. Besides she had her daughter there so no need to try to be stupid with anything. But people drive the wrong way in the parking lot all the time and will look to curse you out because they believe they are in the right.

UrLiFsuX 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 15:42

umm easy sue for damages.

onnielief 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:26

So? You should have called the cops. If he drove off you should have given the cops his licence plate. No harm done, his indurance should cover removing the dent from your car!

omg_thats_funny 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:50

ugh this fml sucks

WONDERWB 2

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:58

Get his license plate number. That can be considered hit and run. Literally lol. At the very least it's vandalism.

morgan020 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 17:30

I'm sorry but any dumbass coming towards my car with my 2 year old son in it is gonna get their sorry ass whooped, even more so if they touch my new car. but I guess for a man to come up to a womans car in Texas when he can see a child in the back he wants to get his ass beat or shot.