Miscellaneous: Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was...

By WTFsalad - 18/02/2010 02:46 - United States

Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit, I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML

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You deserved it 2 447

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By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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You deserved it 40 249

Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 857

You deserved it 233

By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 826

You deserved it 8 905

By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 589

You deserved it 7 617

By DC - 11/10/2016 13:41 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I narrowly avoided a head-on collision in the parking garage. The other driver cussed me out. It's a one-way route through the parking garage, and I was going the right way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 918

You deserved it 1 538

Public freakout

By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 599

You deserved it 17 068

By haley - 16/11/2018 14:00

Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 541

You deserved it 458

Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 133

You deserved it 1 472

Wrong way down a one-way street

By hello higher premiums, fuckwad - 25/08/2013 16:23 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 058

You deserved it 3 081

By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 417

You deserved it 2 533

null_fml 11

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:26

Look at the bright side... a parking lot is a great place for him to do that; you got his license plate with ease, right?

p3rfect_ins4nity 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:28

I would have beatin the shit out of that fool!

Comments

fuckyouasshole66 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:00

wow people these days have serious issues

linkjp 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:37

I know people have said this but you should have kicked his ass and break his car window or use a knife to deflate his tires!

TehFuzzyOne 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:15

Lol, nice time. You, sir, are 1337.

DeservedIt 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:50

You deserve it. You should had ran him over for doing that. That would send a message to all the other freaks who shop at walmart. I'd rather shop at a zombie-infested mall than walmart. Oh and you deserve it for shopping at walmart.

null_fml 11

Thursday 18 February 2010 14:12

I've covered wars, you know.

afarr 0

Friday 19 February 2010 1:05

Y'know, before FML i had never heard of walmart!?

zac2012 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:52

you shoulve kicked his ass

mps1969 8

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:57

True Walmart is white trash magnet my car door was scratched there . I always carry pepper spray for that exact reason and I'm a guy. You just spray and call the cops because I might be able to take them but they could be carrying . I hope you at least got his license to report him to the cops .

mzhonesty 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:57

Take down his license place and the type of car. He's not getting away with that. Then again, I tend to rage and start hitting people with my car if they attempt to hurt it.

jcougar12 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 14:04

Did anyone remember that she was with her daughter??? Im guessing if she had to pull her out the way that or her daughter didnt slap the shit out of this guy for talking like that to her mom that she isnt really that old. Yelling and fighting in Walmart parking lot really screams out good parent. Or even better, running him over and killing him.

Diannaa 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 15:42

I agree with #48, she was with her daughter... So why would she want to make a bigger scene in a wal- mart parking lot by fighting some guy? I think she's just being a good parent.

Anon17564 3

Thursday 18 February 2010 15:03

Sounds like the guy has a chance of being on coke. Pity you ended up in his way like that, but probably just as well that you didn't fight back. On the plus side, you'll probably never see him again. FYL anyway though.