Miscellaneous: Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was...

By WTFsalad - 18/02/2010 02:46 - United States

Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit, I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML

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Freakout

By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By DC - 11/10/2016 13:41 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I narrowly avoided a head-on collision in the parking garage. The other driver cussed me out. It's a one-way route through the parking garage, and I was going the right way. FML

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Public freakout

By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

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By haley - 16/11/2018 14:00

Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML

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Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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Wrong way down a one-way street

By hello higher premiums, fuckwad - 25/08/2013 16:23 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML

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By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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Thursday 18 February 2010 9:26

Look at the bright side... a parking lot is a great place for him to do that; you got his license plate with ease, right?

p3rfect_ins4nity 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:28

I would have beatin the shit out of that fool!

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sadmcphee 0

Friday 19 February 2010 3:03

HE DENTED YOUR HOOD? nyway, y didn't you just step on the gas, while he punched, oughta show him...

sihomie14 0

Friday 19 February 2010 3:32

That's wal-mart for you.

frankie123 0

Friday 19 February 2010 3:52

What a dumb bitch. Sue his ass.

joshua7 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:01

well kick that bastards ass!

tisiphone_fml 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:41

And then you copied down his license plate and called the police, and are now pressing charges for attempted assault and damage of property, correct?

izaknvire11_fml 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:23

and you just sat there and let him do that? #fail

mrzero 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:24

some guys are really as ass

DimitraPwns 0

Friday 19 February 2010 6:57

so I would have pulled out my baseball bat and bashed his brains out...but that's just me..

fylatfyldotcom 0

Friday 19 February 2010 7:44

gta dat boy's ass and Jack his car for 6 stars, ftw man ftw

MattCole 0

Friday 19 February 2010 8:06

This is why it's a good idea to keep a gun in your car so you can put a bullet in his head.

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