By fuckedbyahipster - 15/06/2013 16:13 - Finland

Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
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theninja1800 11

Out of all the types of annoying douchebags in the world, hypocrites are the worst.

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xlord 27

Please show her a book to read. It seems that knowledge from reading is become a hipster thing.

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missdodd 6

leave an open can of tuna under the seat of her car.

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redbandit9877 12

If she has vegan powers, maybe its just the first of her three strikes?

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Olympiakos10 15

I hope to God she doesn't become a doctor

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deathy94 14

Why? So she doesn't give her patients tuna sandwichs?

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VeganVampyre 26

Don't worry, if she doesn't even know that tuna are animals, there's no way in hell she'd ever even get accepted into medical school. "So what's the name of the system that moves the blood through your body?" "There's blood in my body? That's barbaric!" I think we're safe :P

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Lizardgirl 7

This is the most beautiful sentence I've read all night...

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kemic 7

So, who do you think is gonna survive longer? The barbarian, or the druid? I don't know about anyone else here, but I'd rather be a barbarian than a druid any day of the week.

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kemic 7

#79, 2 things: 1) Barbarian is not a playable class in WoW. 2) Using the term "Hippy" would not have been as period centric as referring to them as "Druids" when the term "Barbaric" was already used.

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blondie107 20

Hypocritical people are SO annoying.. They criticize you extensively, then go ahead and do it and get mad when you mention it.. Some people.. Tsk tsk

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chosha_fml 26

Please delight us OP with the story of what happened when you explained that vegans don't eat what she was eating.

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chosha_fml 26

Later that day: Today I was berating someone for being a carnivore, and extolling the virtues of veganism. He then pointed out the non-vegan tuna fish sandwich I was eating. FML

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Pussycat86 18

Craved a tuna melt sandwich while reading this FML

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Squygm 7

She doesn't even qualify as a vegetarian. She's a pescetarian.

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