By fuckedbyahipster - 15/06/2013 16:13 - Finland

Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
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theninja1800 11

Out of all the types of annoying douchebags in the world, hypocrites are the worst.

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xlord 27

Please show her a book to read. It seems that knowledge from reading is become a hipster thing.

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Cazz91 21

Let the Vegan, Vegetarian and regular eating people wars begin! It's like whale wars but only associated with peoples choice of diets. Did you have a fun debate OP with your new "vegan" friend afterwards?

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thatbaybay 8

Some eat fish and some even eat chicken and just don't eat cow or pig or by-products of either

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Jemm_fml 29

That's called being an omnivore who doesn't like red meat. Nice to (m)eat you.

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VeganVampyre 26

Yes, some people do, and none of those people are vegan or even vegetarian. They would be pescetarian, pollo-pescetarian, or (as the person above me said) simply omnivore who don't eat certain types of meat but do eat others.

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edwardsgrrl 6

They would definitely not be considered vegan. Vegan is no animal products what so ever. Clothing, food, everything...

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LissaMccracken 23

Haha, I love when people try to correct others and are wrong. VEGANS DON'T EAT FISSSHHHHH!!!!! Basically, they survive on air. Haha

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Jemm_fml 29

I want to frame this comment and hang it in my parlor.

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polluxdc 10

I don't get vegans and vegetarians. They are all about protecting the animals, but then they go and eat all the animal's food.

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Sonfang 19

It's not always about protecting animals. I was lacto-ovo vegetarian until recently, I added fish, but it had nothing to do with cruelty to animals. In fact most of my family and fiancé's family are hunters and I love to fish. It's a choice, I still cook things like bacon, turkey, and deer I just don't partake in it.

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iShanny 13

I wish I had a parlor.

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VeganVampyre 26

I completely agree, #10! Also, the mental image I have right now... Priceless. Made my day :D

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hellmate 12

does that person know where fish comes from? some people are just that stupid

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klong91 7

Seems like she doesn't know what it means to be a Vegan.

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worldclassrager 39

Fish is sometimes neutral for some vegans...but either way facts being straight is a good thing...

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