Love: Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same... - FML

By givingup - 30/01/2012 05:37 - United States

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

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By tragic - 29/08/2016 04:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML

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By Gigi - 02/07/2021 13:59

Today, my now ex-fiancé walked out on me on our wedding day. He decided his best female friend, whom he constantly told me not to worry about while we were together, is his "soulmate." Both of them ran away together to god knows where, while I stood there humiliated in front of our family and friends. FML

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By BoooMa - 31/03/2021 20:00

Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 10:15 - Australia

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

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Karma?

By Anonymous - 07/01/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ass of a husband to be stood me up at the altar. He embarrassed me in front of everyone. It was humiliating. All because apparently he’s now not OK with the mistake I made. Yes, I slept with your father, but don’t say you forgive me then leave me crying in front of everyone. FML

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But… why?

By Anonymous - 16/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my relationship of over a decade ended very badly and suddenly. He asked for one last favor and I agreed… before realizing it meant I had to go to the church where we'd always planned to marry. Thanks for the final stake to the heart. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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Awkward

By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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FreeDrinks 4

Monday 30 January 2012 11:53

YDI for trusting him a second time TBH. If he ran once, get rid of him for good.

jackii1313 9

Monday 30 January 2012 11:54

Wouldn't you have learned the first time? Make sure theres no third time for him! I say fyl for being left at the alter and ydi for giving him another chance.

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ilovejosh63 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 4:31

ydi for giving that douche a second chance... lol

bnancrazy55 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 4:58

fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me

dansco 24

Tuesday 31 January 2012 4:59

I'm sorry but why did you trust him not to do it again? This "man" is a complete cnut! well you wanted a bad boy and you got one. Make sure you never talk to him ever again!

AssassinsCRB 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 5:42

Cmon ted would never get back together with stella

babyitsjuicy 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 5:52

That sucks...sorryyyyyy :(

nvo 6

Tuesday 31 January 2012 6:57

FYL the first time. YDI the second time. Now RUN!

julieb1996 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 7:38

DEN Y DA FUKK U GOO BACKK TO DA FUKKIN BASTARDD?? U DNT DESERVE HIM IF HE KEEP WIMPIN' OUT LIKE DAT.

EmilyStrauch 8

Tuesday 31 January 2012 7:39

Are you that stupid?! Obviously he is the wrong guy.

meruu_2005 1

Tuesday 31 January 2012 9:10

Get him drunk and go to Vegas problem solved

PinkFun1969 9

Tuesday 31 January 2012 9:22

Drop that ass!! You don't need it, go to an oyster bar at Happy Hour! Start living!

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Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML

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