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By givingup - 30/01/2012 05:37 - United States

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

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Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML

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By Gigi - 02/07/2021 13:59

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 10:15 - Australia

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ass of a husband to be stood me up at the altar. He embarrassed me in front of everyone. It was humiliating. All because apparently he’s now not OK with the mistake I made. Yes, I slept with your father, but don’t say you forgive me then leave me crying in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my relationship of over a decade ended very badly and suddenly. He asked for one last favor and I agreed… before realizing it meant I had to go to the church where we'd always planned to marry. Thanks for the final stake to the heart. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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FreeDrinks 4

Monday 30 January 2012 11:53

YDI for trusting him a second time TBH. If he ran once, get rid of him for good.

jackii1313 9

Monday 30 January 2012 11:54

Wouldn't you have learned the first time? Make sure theres no third time for him! I say fyl for being left at the alter and ydi for giving him another chance.

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unicorngirl123 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 9:55

Lady if you think third times a charm, your obviously a blonde under that red hat.....

xgetxbentx 13

Tuesday 31 January 2012 10:01

Ydi and fyl, no one deserves that, but at the same time, why would you even give him a second chance?

unicorngirl123 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 10:04

250- wow I didn't no grandmas are on this site!! And I think your living it up too much, I mean like your one foot in the grave by next month you'll have a whole leg in the grave. And don't say bad words your kids are on.

JayBee14 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 12:04

Honey, he leaves you there just ONCE and he's not worth it.

frankguerra444 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 12:07

Fool me once shame on you... fool me twice shame on me

MSvictoria 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 12:40

"Fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me" didn't learn from the first time

missamanda6180 9

Tuesday 31 January 2012 14:20

You are not wrong to give him a second chance, it was romantic and brave of you. I'm so sorry you had to go through that. Lesson learned, I hope you find someone who loves and appreciates you like you deserve. And remember that they are not your ex, give them the benefit of the doubt. Love like you've never been hurt. The new guy will deserve your best self. So stay strong and take care of yourself. It will be okay.

chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:41

Perhaps it is now time to examine your life to find what pushes you to such levels of desperation? Blame him for lying, for "fooling" you with sweet talk and promises and you will avoid accepting your responsibility in this nightmare. Time for you to understand you better or life will repeat itself.

lolol_BKYCHO 3

Tuesday 31 January 2012 16:35

What did we learn?

Sarojin 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 18:06

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice....

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