By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 06:36 - Australia

Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML
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griffins33 4

That would totally be the highlight of my day

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A100893 30

Better than a lot of things. If you ever break both hands you will appreciate this skill.

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BatteryAddict 11

As woody Allen said: "Enjoy the little things." - Zombieland.

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kaylamahoney90 12

Toes are great for picking up things when you don't want to bend over.

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peachesncreem 21

Is this what they do for fun in Tasmania?

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shanemaximo 7

I picked my toes up off the floor using only my keys and my drivers license.

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dalla25 6

um well it is tasmania...so i would say, yes, yes it is...

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griffins33 4

That would totally be the highlight of my day

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melchibr_fml 0

In snowboarding a toe grab is quite the accomplishment.

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sonrisapreciosa 6

You are quite talented.

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linkinpark98 23

Too bad it isn't.

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laurenzo16 0

Reading this FML is the highlight of my day

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littletinyME 5

The highlight of my day wasn't even near this awesome...

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BaconBoy75 2

True. But having the proper emphasis and wand flourish are critical.

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fedora11 12

Potterhead1- you made my day :) thank you!

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leogirl95 12

Accio driver's license

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homeboyangst 17

With so many Potter fans, I'm surprised that no one commented that it's "Wingardium leviosa." You have to be careful with pronunciation! You don't want to end up like Seamus Finnigan!

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AssassinsCRB 0

40 how is muffliato relevant it makes a buzzing noise in peoples ears...

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leogirl95 12

114, I almost did, but then I thought about how many thumbs down that one would receive...

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nabila21 0

Actually pretty cool mine was drawing hello kitty with brand new markers -_-

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silvergaze 1

Mine was draw a yak eating grass. It was epic.

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StopDropNRoll 11

I don't draw.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Need a moment? Chew it over with a Twix!

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instnt1nfction 17

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

That's kinky huh? *picks up keys and license with toes* ..... Doesn't feel kinky... Lair!

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tanneriscool 2

Everytime firsttigerhobbes post's, I down thumb. He just isn't funny. And probably never will be, just like this kid that says kinky all the time.. Smmfh... *shake my mother ****** head*

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

tanneriscool, so our rivalry begins general douche-bag

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808Boyo 4

That's gotta be the lamest insult I've ever heard.

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surfnshred 2

Wow your life must really suck

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OhHushDear 11

Nope. He got published to the site because his life is great =)

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

It could be worse, you could have a somewhat intimate relationship with your cat?

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kittenvks 11

Is that experience talking?

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Xcherrypie 16

Make tomorrow a better day, attempt larger and multiple items.

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iAmScrubs 19

You might as well take it to the next step and drive the car with them.

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