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By brit - 11/02/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was listening to my favorite radio station outta Detroit. A commercial came on for a program that was giving federal grants to people who were going into a trade, like me. Right as I was getting excited I heard the words "brought to you by the government of Canada." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2021 05:01

Today, here in Canada, my father-in-law talked to me about how people who are "not Canadians" are destroying the country. He called me an "import" several times within the course of an hour. I've been a citizen for over twenty years. FML

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By Broke - 27/03/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was entered into an online contest where they announce your name on the radio and if you call in within an hour they pay your bills for you. I'm unemployed, so I got really excited when they announced my name. My call wouldn't go through - I hadn't paid my phone bill and the line was disconnected. FML

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By Scotty - 28/07/2014 10:16 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I met someone who works in radio advertising. Making conversation, I described an ad that I can't stand. He wrote it. FML

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By jesus christ - 01/10/2011 02:55 - United States

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I got a phone call, and the person on the other line started speaking French. I assumed it was my friend since we usually speak French with each other, so I said in French "What do you want, asshole?". It wasn't my friend. It was a representative for the exchange program I'm applying for. FML

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By h4rdy - 09/03/2012 16:55 - United States

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

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By IHaveThePower - 01/10/2021 20:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I got offered an interview for a great job. My father then spent the entire dinner telling me how pointless it was, and how I should apply to the factory next door because I would spend all the extra money on gas. FML

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By LasagnaRawks - 14/10/2009 20:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

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End student debt

By Reluctant Scholar - 08/03/2022 20:00 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I'm in a US college. I could've gone into a trade or internship, but no one listened. Now, while my parents brag to their friends that their child has a degree, I'll probably be spending the rest of life in crippling debt, sleeping on the side of the road, and begging strangers for table scraps. FML

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By accountingclown - 21/01/2017 00:23

Today, I travelled cross-country to interview for my dream job. The team seemed to love me and I had a lot of fun. In the airport on the way home I saw a news report that the company is closing. FML

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Thursday 11 February 2010 12:15

Move to Canada?? It seems lovely. :)

ukiba 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 12:47

that's why Canada is better

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robertcahill 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 10:03

really guys? stop arguing about which is better! Canada or USA? hmm your acting like were arguing if china or brazil is better! were basically the same country! so we live on one big giant island! (yes I know it's a continent I'm not an idiot) we just placed an imaginary line down the middle of it! I'm Canadian and i have nothing against USA. sure they do some dumb things but so do we? chances are your distantly related to a American! ( Canadian for all the Americans!)

HahaYDI 0

Friday 5 August 2011 11:57

I love how a post about a radio ad turned into a "my country is better than yours" argument. You all sound like you're five years old. Be glad that you live in a first world country and shut the Hell up. If you picked up a third world citizen I'm sure they'd be more than happy to be in US or Canada. Aren't our countries supposed to be allies?

Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 7:37

Well im from canada been to the states alot and it pisses me off when ppl argue over whose country is better there both nice places to live but in my opinion no matter where you go it's the people that are the problem **** all of you

brend5033 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:40

Its a joke!

macairelol 0

Monday 17 October 2011 22:42

how is that an fml? so what, you miss out on a "federal grant"

sneakymcpothead 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:11

That is why I'm proud to be Canadian we got the free health care too and tons of oil !

nateym 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 9:10

Out with the "American Dream" in with the"Canadian Dream".

shinshoku13 19

Saturday 3 March 2012 22:29

We invite you over if youd like :D

jocelyns 1

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:55

Yeaaah!! Go Canada! We Canadians rock! :D

coolstorybro6 6

Monday 12 March 2012 6:56

CANADAAAAAA all the way!!! The other day someone from the US asked me if we have cellphones in Canada yet

Dilwann 27

Tuesday 26 March 2013 20:31

And they wonder why foreigners think Americans are dumb. Sure, there are many Americans equally smart as the average person... but I feel there are more dumb people.