Miscellaneous: Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down...

By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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By idiot - 28/06/2020 08:07

Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML

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By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML

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By Mick - 20/02/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By FailBear - 29/01/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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larrena2377 26

Tuesday 15 April 2014 7:24

I would say call the police, but....

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 15 April 2014 7:27

If only bikes had plates to report

Comments

nasti362 5

Friday 18 April 2014 6:42

Was he black?

ccrex 7

Friday 18 April 2014 9:11

Pay more attention to who is around and what is going on around you. If you had been more aware you probably could of prevented this. At least hold on to your phone better. This has been on the news that people are not paying enough attention and people will just run by or something and snatched a phone. The person is going too fast for the owner to see the person stealing their phone so the people can't do anything. Also get the tracking app for your phone. Droids and Apple products have them.

kittycat69 5

Friday 18 April 2014 23:20

How did u write this then xD

wigglecow 3

Saturday 19 April 2014 21:18

Then how did you write this without you phone?

AliciaMeow 12

Tuesday 3 June 2014 7:00

A magical thing called a laptop.

wigglecow 3

Saturday 19 April 2014 21:21

How did you write this without your phone?

darkfireflame 15

Thursday 24 April 2014 20:40

YDI. Next time put your phone away when people are coming up behind you.

iateapenguin 27

Monday 28 April 2014 3:30

Oh yeah, cause everyone thinks of that -_- How is it ever a person's fault when their belongings get snatched from their own hands?!

sclonder29 6

Sunday 4 May 2014 19:37

Wait, then how did you make this FML?

tallzzz 5

Wednesday 14 May 2014 17:41

You're asking how she made this FML without her phone..? I'm assuming the usual way; you know, a laptop or computer. Those big, electronic things, which have been around for a good number of years now!

CHILP 1

Monday 2 June 2014 0:30

that sucks i had the same thing happen

7Maverick 10

Sunday 15 June 2014 5:34

Then how to f*ck are you writing this?

IVXX_ 18

Friday 26 June 2015 7:17

You could've tried to throw your shoe & aim to hit the tire to tip him/her off . Fun Fact: Hispanic mom's have the best aim with the chancla (sandal) ..