Work: Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled...

By dumblond - 14/08/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

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By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By aviators - 07/04/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

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Cursive

By Anonymous - 25/05/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors, calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML

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By tirf - 09/02/2015 22:58

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML

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By fucker43 - 02/06/2013 06:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

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By Moose - 02/08/2016 11:18 - Poland

Today, my boss signed and sent me back my timesheet. He named the PDF file "Timeshit". Now I don't know whether he's terrible at spelling, or just expressed his view of my job. FML

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By GeneralElement - 19/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML

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By Fingkids - 25/09/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

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Spelling Bee

By anda1000douchesscourthispostformistakes - 16/09/2015 13:42 - United States - Meriden

Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML

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brrrx 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:04

Sounds like you improved the schedule.

paintballer394 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:04

A subliminal message, maybe?

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_rawrasaur_ 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:55

next time do boobies!

EveryDayJackAss 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:07

lol maybe your manager thought you were a transexual? well....anythings possible lol....but just..wow

melicakes 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:08

Hahahaha

Bucinka 5

Saturday 15 August 2009 17:35

FAKE. Big, fat, hairy fake story.

limegreenmachine 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:36

Freud would have a field day. xD

Quinnjamin 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 19:21

omg that's epic...u should take a picture

Bucinka 5

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:48

@#50: pimpin88, you're obviously a white supremacist. Think we don't know what 88 really means? And that old saw about white people having the most inventions is simply not true (even the Chinese beat Gutenberg to movable type by 400 years). Your point #4 confirms it for us. Go over to the white supremacist personals on vanguardnewsnetwork, please, and spare us. 'TA!