Miscellaneous: Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights...

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2017 23:42

Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML

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By screamo - 02/05/2009 20:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

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By GodDamnFan - 27/05/2009 11:44 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML

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By LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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Night terrors

By Si123 - 15/08/2020 08:01

Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML

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By Ringo McDingo - 26/03/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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By Girl-of-very-little-brain - 29/12/2011 12:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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Brain fart

By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

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Blahp 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 23:20

Ouch. I watched Paranormal Activity and I was really freaked out too :P

Luckster 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 23:26

Never watch horror films, suspense thrillers, or action movies before bed. They really make sleeping difficult.

Comments

spazz1824 0

Monday 4 January 2010 0:17

this isn't a FML, u just got scared an freaked out. Big deal. Next time sleep with a light on or better yet, don't watch a scary movie

iljajlm 4

Monday 4 January 2010 0:23

Fail.

cel123456789 0

Monday 4 January 2010 0:40

@16 me too

ImpatientFemale 0

Monday 4 January 2010 0:41

yes XD haha I did almost the same thing only it was my lil bro walking in.

leadrunner751 3

Monday 4 January 2010 0:47

you are retarded

TheSpoof 0

Monday 4 January 2010 7:03

that is really clever, how did you come up with that gem of a comment

WTFsGoingOn 0

Monday 4 January 2010 0:52

This seems like something I would do honestly. Except for the part where you made it an FML.

Nerdbite 0

Monday 4 January 2010 1:01

C'mon guys, be respectful. She IS from Georgia (no offense to any Georgians out there). Anyways, OH NOES U HIT UR HED OMG TAHT SUX, to put it in terms you can understand. Suck it up. Who HASN'T hit their head on something hard? It's not worth whining to the internet about.