Intimacy: Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents...

By Headphones - 21/07/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML

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By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 02:55 - Canada

Today, I was reading a book in bed when my dad came to check whether or not I was asleep. To avoid any conversation, I pretended that I was. Turns out he was just checking whether he and my mom could have sex while I was fast asleep. I couldn't plug my ears in time. FML

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By sleepless - 20/06/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, my insomnia started back up again. It was too late to get something to help me sleep so I was lying there wondering what I should do. I decided to listen to some ambient music. It helped a lot, but when I was about to fall asleep my parents decided to start doing 'it'. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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My ears! My ears!

By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 05:15

Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

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By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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aback 4

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:46

Next time, applaud and yell "Encore!"

TheCookieCrumb 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:43

Just in time for the big finale!

Comments

SurfDaWave 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:59

o.O FYL You sir, have earned my respect...

karrie91 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 5:06

Ya know what... at least your parents are together and love each other enough to still have a sex life after all the years that they've been married and after they've had children. YDI for being bothered by the fact that your parents still love each other. Get over it and realize how your life could be SO much worse if they didn't.

anonymousmouse45 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 8:28

At least your parents are in love and active. My parents are too old and fat to have sex. They also fight a lot. But ur parents should at least have the decency to be a little quieter tho.

rosey991 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:03

I'm AMAZED that this subject "comes up" so often on this site. FCOL! What do you people use for walls? Leave your parents a note. Tell them to leave the radio on. Stuff their mouths with something (ha, whatever). Get a white noise machine. Buy them one for Christmas - or whatever you celebrate. Better yet, maybe they're trying to tell you something. Get a place of your own!

wowwcaazoww 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:37

ok everyone who says its good that they are in love and he is complaining too much, needs to shut the **** up. its the worst thing a kid can hear, let alone an adult, when their parents are *******. this is definitely a **** your life. totally feel your pain.

291togo 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:04

It could be worse. Nothing like listening to your parents finish, followed by mom sitting on the toilet farting all the cum out of her ass.

karrie91 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:46

wow. sounds like you know from personal experience? now for that... i am truely sorry. lol

NoteMyGrin 0

Friday 24 July 2009 1:02

Haha. It's nice of you to be so cool about your parents having sex. I want a kid like that: "Oh. Here it goes again, headphone time." But yes, FYL.

ErrorUnavailable 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 8:16

It's my dad's birthday today and I expected my parents to do the deed. They went to bed two hours ago and I just decided I had to pee. I was heading to the bathroom which right next door to their bedroom. I heard it... they are still going at it. I didn't pee, I'm holding it. It's not pleasant and I sympathize with you.

GiannaxRevenge 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:39

I am getting really ******* sick of this website. The comments should go through a ******* filter. Nobody cares what you think. I don't think any of you dumbasses looked up from your keyboard to realize they changed the motto from, "My life sucks but I don't give a f***." to "Get the guts to spill the beans." Everyone knows that there are people out there who wanna look cool and give their opinion on everything. Wow. That's what I'm doing now. Do you see what you did you bitches? And OP, be serious with me, did you just **** with the scene from 'The Uninvited'? Come on. Don't tell me I'm the only one who noticed that.