By Headphones - 21/07/2009 21:38 - United States

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Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
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aback 4

Next time, applaud and yell "Encore!"

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TheCookieCrumb 0

Just in time for the big finale!

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Daaniellee1234 8

#78. What the hell? You're a wonderful parent, keep up the good work. Not. Your a very terrible mother. I dont care if I dont no who you are. No one should let there 12 year old have sex and be okay with it. I am actually speechless.

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wanggg 0

ROFL ... and omg to all the people that are like "wah you parents love eachother wahh deal with it wahh" in a hypothetical world where your parents loved eachother would you want to hear them have sex .. if you do you got some messed up problems

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jcjohnny2012 0

holy crap, that happened to me once, and it still makes me sick....

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ihatestupidppl 0

FYL, especially the fact that your brother's noises are "girlish giggles"...but I love that you're a fellow HIMYM fan =)

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motleyfan18 0

1. #78 you are the worst parent ever! 2. For the whole music fight, Paramore is great and other bands like that, but they aren't as Great as Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, Metallica, GNR, Deep Purple, Motley Crue the list goes on. I listen to both. But as long as he didn't listen to Hannah Montana or The Jonas Brothers. 3. I Know your pain. Last year, my sister and I walked in on our parents while we were on vacation. Are parents gonna have sex? Yes, but it is disturbing in many ways. 4. To spice up this FML: Today, I was trying to sleep when I heard my parents having sex. I heard a sigh, and then my dad came in my room and asked if I could complete their Threesome. He was serious. FML MUAHAHAHAHAA~

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jewelzgalore 0

Did you know 70% of people 60+ years old have sex? --college

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ihatestupidppl 0

Yeah, I'm pretty sure listening to a recording of my parents having sex on repeat for 24 hours straight would be less horrifying than listening to Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers....

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xxdani 0

@112 okay, i hate the jonas brothers and miley cyrus too, but if you really would rather listen to your parents going at for that long that is really sickening

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ihatestupidppl 0

Hyperbole (noun): 1. obvious and intentional exaggeration. 2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.” Of course I don't wanna listen to my parents having sex, that was the POINT. Notice I used the phrase HORRIFYING. They are BOTH...HORRIFYING. Understand now? It amazes me how people on FML do not understand exaggeration, Christ...

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asnider 0

If he heard them finish that means he heard them coming.

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princesspanda06 0

wow people's parents are being really special this week..

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frenchboy95 2

I see the OP's point. It's wierd, and almost scary to hear your parents have sex. But also, most people have sex, and you just have to be mature and get on with your life.

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