Intimacy: Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents...

By Headphones - 21/07/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 643

You deserved it 5 707

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 389

You deserved it 3 801

By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 02:55 - Canada

Today, I was reading a book in bed when my dad came to check whether or not I was asleep. To avoid any conversation, I pretended that I was. Turns out he was just checking whether he and my mom could have sex while I was fast asleep. I couldn't plug my ears in time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 798

You deserved it 9 699

By sleepless - 20/06/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, my insomnia started back up again. It was too late to get something to help me sleep so I was lying there wondering what I should do. I decided to listen to some ambient music. It helped a lot, but when I was about to fall asleep my parents decided to start doing 'it'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 048

You deserved it 2 903

By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 692

You deserved it 4 395

My ears! My ears!

By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 05:15

Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 907

You deserved it 249

By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 633

You deserved it 4 984

Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 102

You deserved it 3 955

Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 547

You deserved it 1 420

By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 405

You deserved it 43 184

By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 704

You deserved it 68 953

aback 4

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:46

Next time, applaud and yell "Encore!"

TheCookieCrumb 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:43

Just in time for the big finale!

Comments

wasabipeas 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 16:42

lol... finally someone who understands the necessity of irony in an FML

netbeui435 3

Wednesday 22 July 2009 17:30

grow up and move out. it's not your house.

TrueFear94 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 18:07

why didn't you just put your headphones back on and wait or are you just to stupid to figure that out

astory 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 18:11

Austere eros ?

cardboardtastes 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 19:08

Well you seemed okay with them having sex so what so wrong with hearing them finishing? You just put your headphones on.. end of. Still an FML, but it's not like you heard them coming

asnider 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:41

If people only had sex when no one else would home, there would be a lot less sex in the world. It still sucks to have to listen to your relatives getting it on, though.

Mt_fml 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:24

dont worry it happens to me too, and it still goes on, AND my room is in the basement and there floor is squeaky so, FML too

XTheDesertSongX 17

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:51

ok guys. seriously? this person deserves it? you have some nerve 2. it doesnt matter what music you liste to!!! i listen to NINE INCH NAILS, Metallica, KoRn, Paramore, From First To Last. basically anything screamo, metal, electronic but i mainly listen to NINE INCH NAILS. 3 I understand why this is an fml. i walked in on my mom ******* my dad when the cumshot came.. so this does suck. 4 stop being bitches and giving this person negative comments... 5. why fight over music when you all know nine inch nails is the best band everrr :D just kidding, thats MY opinion. SEE?!?!? we all have musical opinions. so everyone negative can go suck a big one