Health: Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those...

By erockinthesuburb - 16/10/2013 00:38 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML

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By Unlucky - 18/10/2018 23:00 - United States - Altoona

Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML

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By Eyefreshener - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML

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By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2014 21:08 - Canada - Prince Albert

Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML

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By el_Jeffe_D - 11/09/2016 16:05 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML

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By coleslaw - 03/02/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

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Been there before

By OopsieDoopsie - 03/04/2023 04:00 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML

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By urinetrouble - 04/05/2017 06:00 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML

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By prettysmellingbedroom - 15/02/2012 14:18 - United States

Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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therouni 23

Wednesday 16 October 2013 9:52

I bet you have a wonderful smelling face now, though.

CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Wednesday 16 October 2013 9:52

I bet your eyes smell of roses

Comments

davincidasecond 24

Wednesday 16 October 2013 10:10

Just goes to show, sometimes it hurts to stay fresh.

WhiteCrimson 23

Wednesday 16 October 2013 10:13

All OP heard before the attack was tsssssst and then OP ended up smelling like air freshener. I sure hope the mook that placed that device gets a cramp where cramps are not supposed to be, for sure stupidity!

EpicSquishii 21

Wednesday 16 October 2013 12:45

sheer

OzzMonster 10

Wednesday 16 October 2013 10:13

They do say that airfreshener is in the eye of the beholder... Or is that something else?

JMichael 25

Wednesday 16 October 2013 10:22

Despite the awful burning sensation, you smell like fresh spring pines.

raytyler26 16

Wednesday 16 October 2013 10:26

I don't understand how not one of these comments got positive votes.

drewflav 17

Wednesday 16 October 2013 11:27

OP and his friends got together to thumb down every comment they didn't like.

raytyler26 16

Thursday 17 October 2013 5:19

HAHAHAHAHA!

schadenfreud 6

Wednesday 16 October 2013 10:32

I don't understand why you were staring at an automatic air freshener tbh

TrinityNevada 11

Wednesday 16 October 2013 10:41

If you got hit in the face, I would imagine others have been too. So did you file a complaint? It shouldn't be at eye-level for that reason.

drewflav 17

Wednesday 16 October 2013 11:25

If the person is 4' tall or 7' tall, it would be at eye level for them as per the FML. Most people wouldn't be of those heights (except children and basketball players) and thus not be affected if this were to be the case. Knowing OP's height would probably help.

Lizzy500 16

Wednesday 16 October 2013 15:16

If the air freshener was on a counter near the toilet, it wouldn't be eye level to the person who put it there, and it would be in a perfectly logical location. However, if you were to sit down on the toilet and look toward the counter....