By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
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Whytetrash 21

Having sex with your dad and his friends in the house? Awkward enough already

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oj101 33

You could always tell them that your boyfriend was scratching your back to help you relax.

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tishtashbat 16

Key part of having sex in a house where someone else (especially your parents) is in, is can you be quiet enough that they won't hear you? If not, wait until they're out! If someone's in you can't be all carefree and yelling without thinking, you have to make an effort to keep it down. Unless you want an awkward situation such as this.

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sugarbear0727 19

Wow, that sucks for you. But you deserve it for ******* while your dad is home. And fyi, making love is softer, usually on a bed, and never turns rough(ie, moving you to the wall and you screaming 'harder'). Wait till your parents are gone, or don't have sex at all.

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GlitterScribbles 9

That might be how YOU make love. It's quite silly to say there's only one way to make love.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

When I make love to my husband it is so much more passionate than a simple quickie. It's intense. It's hot. It's passionate. Because it is so much more passionate than at other times, there is a whole lot more going on than usual. If anything, making love is much more intense than anything else. Sex is more lets get in, get it, and then get out. While making love tends to start out much slower, with a good amount of foreplay that is so personal and emotional, and then it gradually escalates into a much more intense love making that usually includes a whole lot more positions and such. I'm sorry if I am being too graphic for you, but I'm simply trying to make the point that love making, for me and for most others that I have had this type of a discussion with at least, is normally way more exciting, intense, and hardcore than 'regular' sex. And I never really understood the difference between love making and having sex before I was married. I used to think what does it matter? Sex is sex, right? But now that I am married and I have experienced true love making and having sex, I can tell you that there is so much more to love making than there is to having sex. I would rather make love to my husband than to have sex with my husband any day!

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israelnotjacob 20

I agree. Sex and Making Love are definitely different because sex alone is just about a physical act that offers some physical pleasure, while making love is also about an expression of the love and emotional connection you have with each other.

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ShyAnn29 14

Wow 81, I bet you turned on some people! I agree 100% about the differences between making love, and having sex.

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xrudeboyrock 29

not to argue semantics, but when I think of 'making love' I don't think about getting thrown against walls and yelling 'harder!'

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picante72 24

Did your dad come knock on the door and ask "Honey are you ok in there?"

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spikekutter 9

but there would be no reason for him to go harder if he wasnt already small..

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CharresBarkrey 15

Uh... Have you ever had sex?

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SillyGirl4602 23

Some people like it rough. It doesn't mean that he is small.

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spikekutter 9

wow.. it sounds really kinky kind of like a sadistic and masochistic relationship.. it kind of turned me on..

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gigi1981 13

Sex against the wall... Kinky not really.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

After reading both of your comments on this FML I'm pretty sure that you truly have absolutely no idea what you're talking about when it comes to sex. And I'm leaning toward thinking that you've never actually experienced sex. And if you think that having sex up against a wall is kinky, which it isn't at all, then you'd probably be a pretty boring sex partner to have. Which is maybe why you don't have much experience in sex.

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martin_martian7 11

Its going to be an Awkward dinner

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happyconverse 10

You don't even know the meaning of true love!!

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noelasis94 18

Sounds like a future situation for dr Phil to dive into

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