By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Having sex with your dad and his friends in the house? Awkward enough already

oj101 33

You could always tell them that your boyfriend was scratching your back to help you relax.

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yoursucklives 36

my parents don't think it's disrespectful if i have sex in my room. the rather have me do it there than somewhere in public or whatever.

*sigh* I though FML was past the stage of calling someone disrespectful for having sex in THEIR ROOM. Please, tell me what's so disrespectful about it. I beg of you.

I think it's kind of rude to have sex while parents/family members are home. nothing wrong with having sex in your house while no one is home. I guess there's nothing wrong with it if everyone is asleep either. but…when they're wide awake and walking around, it's kind of awkward and uncomfortable. it's hard to ignore your 18 year old daughter getting it on just down the hall.

Why do people thumb down some things and not others... Follow the crowd much ??

A quick thinker would have continued with 'push harder, that dresser is damn heavy.' And later told everybody a nice story about how bofriend is sweet enough to help redecorate your room.

but then she would have to redecorate her room.

Brilliant. Want to see a magic trick? Here's your boyfriend... POOF! Now he's gone. Cool eh?

Or perhaps a magic wand to unspeak the spoken

10showgirl 16

In most cases it's the magic wand that makes a boyfriend vanish. (pregnancy test stick.)

I bet the father won't be so eager to allow him back.

By the way, I got an 8.0 in my IELTS last month.

72 - I am an English teacher so I know what IELTS is....but it's not important to anyone who is not a student or an EAL teacher. Also, with your sentence structure and grammar here, I would think you are much lower than a benchmark 8.

Thank God the examiners were not as dumb...

SomeDeadRabbits 8

Wow. I hope you feel accomplished and heroic about ******** on someone's comment. At least you were able to know what he was trying to say.

gaara1989 6

HARDER!!! HARDER!!! HARDEST!!! Ooops!!! Honey, u just break the wall.

If you're still doing it in your parents' house, then you're too young to be making love. You're just having sex.

That is horribly stereotypical and rather offensive. You're an idiot if you believe age, a /number/ defines the ability to make love. Most of the time young people having sex is just casual sex, and they end up ******* a lot of other guys. That's true, but not all. I was not one of those people and I can assure you, me and my boyfriend made love, not just had regular old sex.

At what age precisely can you start making love, then? When do you break the "sex barrier?" I'm curious.

Oh boy, right on with that one! Like, totally, your age is just a number and like, woah. If you're ready, you're ready homie! Don't matter if you're 12 or 112, make that sweet sweet love. I mean, really, guy? I'm pretty sure that in every place in the world (Arkansas excluded), no dad wants to hear their teenage daughter getting against the wall boned-- especially with company over.

I am 25 and I still live at home because I want to finish school first. I will not have sex with my boyfriend if my parents are home. I am not too young to have sex and we do make love. You are just assuming that op is a teenager.

perdix 29

Wait, you are usually listening to your dad and his friends while you are ******* your boyfriend? You are a kinky freak. So, . . . what's your number? ;)

Sometimes a woman's mind can wander during sex. In this case it was innocently noticing background sounds. Other times it may be "what will I have for lunch tomorrow?"

and that right there is the precise reason that it is so damn hard to make a woman ******. It's impossible to overwhelmed by the pleasure if you are busy thinking of something else.

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Actually our minds wander when you are bad at whatever you are doing. If you were good in bed we'd be easier to get off.

You did notice I'm a girl right? My guy is quite good in bed and there are still a lot of times where my mind wanders. I've been on the brink of ****** and just happen to notice something that suddenly makes me think "I need to do those dishes" or some stupid thing like that.

against the wall is awesome, especially with the little chicks!!!

perdix 29

#37, yeah, but with the big gals, it's quite a workout!

spliit_fml 8

Bad idea OP never have sex when your father is home. Awkward situation